Testing this hypothesis has been my life’s work. It’s proven difficult at times, but I’ve managed to put all of my biological material in a 14 gallon reservoir mounted in the floor of my childhood bedroom. I am now 40 years old, and it is approximately 9/16 full.
What’s with the obsession with MEN’S ejaculate volume? How about a figure for the average quantity, in milliliters, of women’s sexual secretions (including ejaculates) over, say, a 60-year sexually active life?
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Is this finally an admission that you are not the father of ‘your’ children due to your lack volume?
Not being able to muster 14 gallons during a single lunchtime isn’t exactly an admission of insufficient volume, is it?
The thought of it gives me a stomach ache.
Testing this hypothesis has been my life’s work. It’s proven difficult at times, but I’ve managed to put all of my biological material in a 14 gallon reservoir mounted in the floor of my childhood bedroom. I am now 40 years old, and it is approximately 9/16 full.
http://www.spx.com/en/stone/pd-kr73-steel-reservoirs-14-gallons/
I store mine in 2 liter Mountain Dew bottles. Not sure how to convert to gallons.
Have you tried a funnel, EOS?
I thought my roommate just liked milk. What a fool I’ve been!
http://farm3.staticflickr.com/2550/4052973630_8c37ea411f_o.jpg
That wasn’t me.
Don’t worry, EOS. We all know that you only ejaculate into items deemed ejaculateintoable by the bible.
For a minute there, I thought EOS had found a sense of humor.
Sex is evil and dirty.
They’ll convert liters of semen to gallons at the Canadian border, eos.
Man, if one orgasm is all you get, that is one, long, awesome, cardiac arrest inducing ejaculation!
What’s with the obsession with MEN’S ejaculate volume? How about a figure for the average quantity, in milliliters, of women’s sexual secretions (including ejaculates) over, say, a 60-year sexually active life?