How many people would it take push down the Confederate flag over the South Carolina Capitol?

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Originally, I was thinking that we could just swarm the flag with a hundred drones outfitted with razorblades, operated from nearby vans. And I still like the visual of the Confederate flag being shredded to ribbons as police officers tried unsuccessfully to knock the drones from the sky with rocks. The more that I think about it, though, the more I think that something more human is called for. And I really like the idea of a solemn crowd bringing the flagpole down by silently pushing against it in unison. I don’t know if such a thing would be possible, though, given how these things are designed, but the idea of it just makes me so happy that I wanted to share it here and see what, if anything, might come of it.

update: Now I’m thinking that the best path forward might be to offer a bounty of some kind. Let’s say that we were able to crowdsource a reward of $10,000 for the first person to successfully either destroy the flag flying over the South Carolina Capitol, or bring down the flagpole it flutters from, without hurting anyone in the process. I’d have to think that might generate some serious thought as to how this could be accomplished. Of course, it’s probably illegal to offer a reward for someone to engage in property destruction, but maybe that’s OK.

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The Washtenaw ID Project, Detroit Metro Times Managing Editor Michael Jackman, life in Ypsi during the Civil War, and lycra-wearing Ann Arbor ex-patriot Jim Roll …on this weekend’s episode of The Saturday Six Pack

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In the wake of Alan Almond’s death earlier this week, several people wrote to me and asked if I’d consider picking up the torch, dropping my voice a few octaves, and bringing surreal, sexy jazz patter back to the Detroit metro area. And, while I’d hate to give up what we’ve created with The Saturday Six Pack, I’ve been giving it some pretty serious thought… not because I necessarily want to recite nursery rhymes breathlessly into a microphone over “the witching hour,” but because I think that a new version of Almond’s Pillow Talk might be just what’s needed to increase the population of Detroit. [God knows that people aren’t making love and getting pregnant during the decidedly non-sexy Saturday Six Pack.]

But, if there is a format change, it won’t happen for a while, as I already have the next few shows booked.

Speaking of which, here are the guests we have lined up for this weekend’s show.

Keta Cowan, the head of Synod Community Services, will be joining us to talk about the work being done through the Washtenaw ID Project to make government-issued photo identification available to all residents of Washtenaw County regardless of their immigration status, whether they might be homeless, etc., thus allowing them to do things many of us take for granted, like establish bank accounts and obtain library cards…. Michael Jackman, the managing editor of the Detroit Metro Times, will be coming in for a freewheeling conversation about politics, the changing media landscape in Detroit, his background in the underground press, his favorite Hamtramck bars, and any number of other things… Matt Siegfried, our local historian friend, will be picking the People’s History of Ypsilanti where we left off during his last visit, at the beginning of the 1850s… And Jim Roll, the main guy at Backseat Productions, who will be offering parenting tips this Fathers Day eve, justifying his all-lycra wardrobe, perhaps playing a few songs, and taking your calls.

And all of this is free on AM 1700 come 6:00 PM this Saturday.

If you’d like to tell your friends and neighbors about the program, feel free to share the Facebook event listing. Or, better yet, print out a few copies of the poster above, glue them to the sides of your children and pets, and set them loose to run around Ypsi Arbor.

AND, HERE, FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO HAVE NEVER TUNED IN TO THE SIX PACK BEFORE, ARE THE DETAILS ON HOW TO LISTEN:

Unless you live really close by, I’d recommend streaming the show online, which you can do either on the AM1700 website or by way of TuneIn.com.

And for those of you who aren’t yet familiar with the show, and need to get caught up, you can listen to the entire archive on iTunes.

One last thing. We love phone calls. So please scratch this number into the cinder block wall of the recreation room of whichever facility you’re doing time in… 734.217.8624… and call us between 6:00 and 8:00 this Saturday evening. If we don’t get at least one call per show, we feel really bad about ourselves.

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Last night’s racially motivated killings in Charleston

It was reported last night that six women and three men had been shot to death at a historic black church in Charleston, South Carolina. The victims, who were all black, had been attending a bible study meeting at Emanuel African Methodist Episcopal Church, when a young white man entered and took a seat among them. According to a survivor of the attack, the man sat with them for nearly an hour before pulling out a gun and starting to execute them one by one. According to a survivor of the attack, the man, while reloading his gun, said the following…. “I have to do it. You rape our women and you’re taking over our country. And you have to go.

One might think, based on that piece of evidence, as well as several other things that have surfaced about the alleged gunman since the attack, that these killings were somehow racially motivated. There is, however, in the opinion of presidential candidate Lindsey Graham, who hails from South Carolina, a bigger picture. The Senator, who appeared on The View this morning, had the following to say.

“There are people out there looking for Christians to kill them.”

It should be noted that the Senator also defends the fact that the Confederate flag still flies over the South Carolina Capitol… a flag, by the way, that was also on the license plate of Dylann Storm Roof, the man who is thought to have committed these murders.

Speaking of the role race either played or didn’t play in these killings, here’s a photo of Roof taken from Facebook. The patches on his jacket, in case you’re curious, are the apartheid-era flags of South Africa and Rhodesia.

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But this wasn’t an act of racism so much as it was a crime against Christians, right?

To his credit, Graham did also acknowledge the racial element, but downplayed it, saying essentially that America’s pretty much dealt with its racist past, and that this was just the act of one sick individual.

Somehow, when it’s Muslim terrorists killing Americans, they’re never just “sick individuals.” No, when they do terrible things, it’s always part of a coordinated attack against us. But when white men kill people, they’re always just isolated incidents.

For what it’s worth, there seem to have been a lot of these isolated events as of late. Just a few months ago, as you may recall, a white police officer shot an unarmed black man to death in South Carolina. He, of course, said it was in self-defense, but the video that came out later of him shooting the man in the back from several yards away, and then planting evidence on his body, proved that was a lie. And that, coincidentally, took place just a few miles from where these nine men and women were executed last night.

At what point can we begin to accept that these aren’t just isolated events?

For what it’s worth, Graham isn’t the only one attempting to twist these horrible events into something that better serves their own purposes. His fellow presidential candidate, Rick Santorum, had the following to say today.

“You talk about the importance of prayer in this time and we’re now seeing assaults on our religious liberty we’ve never seen before. It’s a time for deeper reflection beyond this horrible situation.”

With all due respect to Graham and Santorum, this isn’t part of a conspiracy to kill Christians or take our religious liberty. And it certainly isn’t just the act of one bad apple. No, this is what happens in modern America – where people are increasingly well-armed and at one another’s throats, where mental health services for the poor are almost nonexistent, where public education is being systematically dismantled, and where hope has given way to fear.

One last thing… I’d like to share two quotes from earlier today. The first comes from former Labor Secretary Robert Reich. The second comes from President Obama.

“The shootings at Emanuel African Methodist Episcopal Church in downtown Charleston, South Carolina cause many of us to recoil in horror and despair. Is there no end to the hate? To the mass shootings? What can possibly be done? The right says the answer is to arm more people with more guns (even allowing them to carry concealed weapons in public places) while cutting spending on the mentally ill. Other rich nations do the opposite: They ban guns and help the mentally ill. Which approach works best? One way to find out is to compare firearm homicide rates in the U.S. with other rich nations. According to the Global Burden of Disease Study, rates of homicides from guns are 6.6 times larger in the US than in Portugal, the country with one of the highest rates in Western Europe. We don’t do much better when compared to lesser-developed nations; the U.S. has higher rates of homicides from guns than Pakistan, Russia, South Africa, and Kenya. So unless you believe Americans are inherently more violent than the citizens of these other countries, you have reason to believe that banning or at least regulating guns and helping the mentally ill are the only sane directions. And unless you’re totally defeatist and cynical about all this, and assume the American Rifle Association will forever determine our fates, you will join with others to seek such solutions. Two organizations I’d commend to you are the Coalition to Stop Gun Violence, and Americans For Responsible Solutions… Don’t complain. Organize.” -Robert Reich

“I’ve had to make statements like this too many times. Communities have had to endure tragedies like this too many times. Once again, innocent people were killed in part because someone who wanted to inflict harm had no trouble getting their hands on a gun… We as a country will have to reckon with the fact that this type of mass violence does not happen in other advanced countries.” -Barack Obama

And for those of you who would say that the problem in America isn’t too many guns, but too few, I have good news for you. According to an add on the front page of today’s Charleston Post and Courier, there’s a big gun sale coming up!

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Talking breeders and their larvae with Minus9, driving Björk around Detroit with author Steve Hughes, putting mousetraps outside of Ann Arbor’s fairy doors, and open heart surgery in a Hamtramck bar… on episode 19 of The Saturday Six Pack

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Ok, I’m finally getting around to listening to episode 19 of The Saturday Six Pack. I’m not sure why I put it off so long. It’s actually a pretty good show… If you’d like to join me, you can either download the podcast by way of iTunes or stream it on Soundcloud. Or, if you want, you can just scroll down to end of this post, where you’ll find it embedded. Following are a few photos, courtesy of AM 1700 staff historian Kate de Fuccio, along with a few brief notes. Hopefully, when taken together, they’ll give you a pretty good sense of how things went during the broadcast.

The show started off with Andy Claydon and Steve Marton of the band Minus9, who dropped by the studio before heading across town to play their big 9th anniversary show. [Minus9 was launched on June 6, 2006, or 666.] We talked a lot about their contempt for humanity. Claydon and Marton explained how, in the past, their hatred had been too broad. Now, they said, they’re learning how to better focus their anger on specific demographic groups. Most notably, we talked at length about “breeders and their larvae,” a group that Claydon in particular seemed to have an exceptionally negative opinion of. We also played four tracks from their new release, Valley of the Sick and the Stupid. Here are Steve and Andy telling us about the “breeders,” “juice boxers,” “tourists,” “creatives,” “blog commenters,” “libertarian punx,” and “fans of Michael Patton” that they’d like to wipe from the face of the earth.

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Sadly, I couldn’t bait Claydon into talking about either Jack White or his thoughts on my recent interview with our mutual friend Pete Larson, but we did exchange our share of entertaining little jabs at one another. Speaking of which, if I had to do it again, I probably wouldn’t have given Claydon such a hard time about his age. Given that we’ve been friends for over 25 years, and that we’re roughly the same age, I don’t think it was so bad, but I suspect, for some in the listening audience, it might have come across as meanspiritted when I asked, for instance, if they’d chosen not to play live on The Saturday Six Pack becasue they no longer had energy that their chosen genre requires. [If you’ve ever seen Minus9 play live, you’d know they have no problem when it comes to summoning the anger and energy their genre requires.] Here’s Claydon looking unamused at my suggestion that parents bring their children to the Minus9 show later that evening. [Did I mention he hates kids?]

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But, as I said, the sparring went both ways… They came with an opening theme for the show, which built up to the phrase, “What the fuck does Mark Maynard know aobut partying, or anything else?” [I really liked it, by the way.]

The interview was great. I particularly liked the part where Andy became defensive when I pointed out that he lived in Normal Park, only to have him shout back, “I don’t live in Normal Park! I live in Midtown!” as though I’d just accused him of the ultimate act of punk rock sacrilege.

If you listen to nothing else this episode, be sure to catch the part where Andy, Steve and I plot to sneak into Ann Arbor some night and put mousetraps and flypaper outside their precious little fairy doors.

Perhaps trying to prove that they did in fact have the energy to play twice in one day, the guys from Minus9 didn’t leave when their interview was over, but set up their equipment and played in the background as my next guest, Hamtramck author Steve Hughes, read for us. [Steve’s interview begins at roughly the 40-minute mark, for those of you who prefer stories of drunken insanity to songs of misanthropy.] Here’s my old friend Steve, discussing how it was that we met through the mail a few decades ago, with me sending him copies of my zine (Crimewave USA) from Atlanta, and him sending me copies of his (Stupor) from New Orleans. Interestingly, it wasn’t for some time that we’d figure out that we were both Ann Arbor ex-patriots, and that his brother Greg was a actually an acquaintance of mine. [Greg, coincidentally, was playing in a band with Andy Claydon when I met him, back in about ’91. That band was The Monarchs. And Steve, as you can see below, still has a t-shirt to prove it.]

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After some talk of his efforts to grow a literary community in Hamtramck, Steve shared a few of his new poems with us. The pieces, which were inspired by drunks in his neighborhood, can be heard at the 52-minute mark. I especially liked the latter of the two, titled “The Time Cass Died,” as it contained the phrase “sad muscle of her heart,” which I thought was beautiful. [That piece is about EMTs performing open heart surgery on a regular at a Hamtramck bar, on said bar using bar straws as stents.]

Steve’s zine, Stupor, for those that aren’t familiar with it, passes itself of as a simple transcription of stories he’s collected in bars. In truth, though, there’s a lot of Steve’s writing in those pieces. He essentially takes raw material, like a sculpture would a beautiful piece of marble, and makes something beautiful out of it by overlaying his own vision. It’s a really lovely thing. With that said, though, it makes me incredibly happy to see him now taking the next step in his evolution as a writer, and moving into something more clearly his own with these poems, which he hopes to publish soon under the title “Wasted.”

Oh, and we talked about how he came to collaborate with Matthew Barney on an issue of Stupor, and how this once led to an afternoon spent driving the director’s then wife Björk around Detroit in the back of his old work truck, looking for urban gardens. [As I mentioned in the interview, I find it really fascinating that somewhere in Southwest Detroit a Mexican family is now driving around in Steve’s old truck, completely unaware that Björk once spent a day living in it.]

Then, at 1:12, Steve read a story from Stupor.

[If you want to know more about what Steve is all about, pick up a copy of his book, Stupor: A Treasury of True Stories. And, when you’re done with that, read the interview I did with him not to long ago for our Untold History of Zines series.]

At 1:17, we played a new song from Dr. Peter Larson, our only listener in Kenya. I’m not sure why, but this week’s contribution was a cappella… which I’m hoping doesn’t meant that he’s either lost his guitar or had it taken from him.

At 1:20, Marisa Dluge dropped by the studio to give us a sneak preview of her production of The Nightman Cometh: an epic tale of karate and friendship for everyone. [The show, should you want to see it, will be performed again this Friday evening at Crossroads. Tickets are $10. I saw it last Saturday, by the way, and highly recommend it.]

Here’s Dluge politely listening to my idea for a follow-up performance that she and her new troupe could sink their teeth into. [The idea would be to have people acting out a scene from Three’s Company at the Regal Beagle, unbeknownst to the patrons of the Michigan Avenue bar.] It should be noted that she had a much better idea. [She wants to mount a live action version of the cultural masterwork known as Too Many Cooks.]

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If you’d like, you can hear Dluge and the cast, who had come into the studio with her, singing the title track “Dayman” at the 1:29-mark.

And, at 1:45, Colin Moorhouse – the man who claimed in episode number two to communicate with me in my dreams – came in to tell us about a recent visit to Ypsilanti’s newest downtown dollar store, and promote the release of a new issue of the zine Ypsilanti Underground. We talked conspiracy theories, cults, and how he’d managed to die his hair green using yard clippings. [You can see his hair here.]

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And then Colin, Steve and I just talked until the beer was gone. We talked bout life in the incredibly diverse city of Hamtramck. We talked about the album that Steve is currently working on, which grew out of a request he’d gotten from a young women in Sweden who wanted to interview him about his band. [He didn’t have a band at the time, but that didn’t stop him from doing the interview.] And we talked about the challenges of staying engaged in the community and working to make things better. At some point someone called in to tell us that she’d been listening for the past two and a half hours and could only hear me speaking, which I assured her was by design. And that was when things came to close. We played a song from Steve’s newly formed band and called it a night.

AND NOW YOU CAN LISTEN TO THE WHOLE LOVELY MESS YOURSELF:

Thanks, as always, to AM 1700 for hosting the show, Brian Robb for running the board and keeping the bills paid, and Kate de Fuccio for documenting everything that happens. [All the photos above come courtesy of Kate.]

If you like this episode, check out our archive of past shows at iTunes. And do please leave a review if you have the time, OK? It’s nice to know that people are listening, and, unless you call in, that’s pretty much the only way we know.

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Boon and Easel return, die horribly, but on their own terms

1884242030-Boon&EaselI’ve always known that one day I’d write a children’s book. I didn’t know until today, however, when I read the news story about the raccoon spotted riding on an alligator’s back through a Florida swamp, what it would be about. The image accompanying the article immediately brought to mind the weasel who flew a woodpecker across England a few months ago, and I knew, if I could just combine them somehow, I’d have something that kids and parents would love. So I took to the internet, researching real world interactions between weasels and raccoons, thinking that maybe, must maybe, I could come up with a realistic scenario that would explain a race or a competition between these two industrious little carnivores that would lead to one saddling up a woodpecker while the other commandeered a giant reptile. Sadly… and I’m sure this will come as a surprise to no one familiar with the internet… all I found were artist depictions of what sex might look like between an uninhibited woodland raccoon and his eager-to-please weasel friend. I did, however, find mention of a book published in 2005 (pictured above) called Boon the Raccoon and Easel the Weasel, which led me to think that I could possibly contact the illustrator about collaborating on a sequel. [There must be kids, I’m thinking, who would love to find out what happened to Boon and Easel.] I’m still trying to work out the details in my mind, but I’m thinking that it could be kind of like Thelma & Louise for kids… but where, maybe, instead of killing a would-be rapist, Boon and Easel do something like accidentally kill a grouchy, old groundhog. Whatever the reason, they end up on the wrong side of the law, and ultimately decide to coordinate there suicides… one falling from the back of a woodpecker after having his tiny eyes pecked out, and the other being dragged beneath the black, still waters of a swamp to be consumed by an alligator. [According to my research, there are no other children’s books that talk about the difficult subject of suicide pacts, so I think there could be real need.] Here’s the preliminary cover design.

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Or maybe it’s more like Cannonball Run, with both animals trying to make their way across the country in record time using whatever means are available to them. I suppose that could work too. And, who knows, it might even sell better without the murder-induced suicide pact.

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