Boon and Easel return, die horribly, but on their own terms

1884242030-Boon&EaselI’ve always known that one day I’d write a children’s book. I didn’t know until today, however, when I read the news story about the raccoon spotted riding on an alligator’s back through a Florida swamp, what it would be about. The image accompanying the article immediately brought to mind the weasel who flew a woodpecker across England a few months ago, and I knew, if I could just combine them somehow, I’d have something that kids and parents would love. So I took to the internet, researching real world interactions between weasels and raccoons, thinking that maybe, must maybe, I could come up with a realistic scenario that would explain a race or a competition between these two industrious little carnivores that would lead to one saddling up a woodpecker while the other commandeered a giant reptile. Sadly… and I’m sure this will come as a surprise to no one familiar with the internet… all I found were artist depictions of what sex might look like between an uninhibited woodland raccoon and his eager-to-please weasel friend. I did, however, find mention of a book published in 2005 (pictured above) called Boon the Raccoon and Easel the Weasel, which led me to think that I could possibly contact the illustrator about collaborating on a sequel. [There must be kids, I’m thinking, who would love to find out what happened to Boon and Easel.] I’m still trying to work out the details in my mind, but I’m thinking that it could be kind of like Thelma & Louise for kids… but where, maybe, instead of killing a would-be rapist, Boon and Easel do something like accidentally kill a grouchy, old groundhog. Whatever the reason, they end up on the wrong side of the law, and ultimately decide to coordinate there suicides… one falling from the back of a woodpecker after having his tiny eyes pecked out, and the other being dragged beneath the black, still waters of a swamp to be consumed by an alligator. [According to my research, there are no other children’s books that talk about the difficult subject of suicide pacts, so I think there could be real need.] Here’s the preliminary cover design.

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Or maybe it’s more like Cannonball Run, with both animals trying to make their way across the country in record time using whatever means are available to them. I suppose that could work too. And, who knows, it might even sell better without the murder-induced suicide pact.

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7 Comments

  1. Anonymous
    Posted June 17, 2015 at 6:00 am | Permalink

    A better story. The blind raccoon accidentally walks onto the alligator’s back like Mr. Magoo and his friend the weasel commandeers a woodpecker to go after him.

  2. IM
    Posted June 17, 2015 at 7:58 am | Permalink

    The day Easel and Boon got into the wrong mushroom patch.

  3. Chi chris
    Posted June 17, 2015 at 9:52 am | Permalink

    You, sir, are my soulmate. Someone just snarked at me about my post adolescent yearnings to “marry Ian Curtis” as a way to mock my love for the band “Savages”. I retorted, “I didn’t want to marry Ian! We were going to fall in love and commit suicide together…oh, I guess that kind of is the definition of a marriage.”

    So write that book my friend. I am just now beginning the hunt for the perfect take away gift for guests at my daughter’s Sweet Sixteen bash in three years.

  4. Eel
    Posted June 17, 2015 at 11:44 am | Permalink

    These photos were taken after their jail break.

  5. Eel
    Posted June 17, 2015 at 11:47 am | Permalink

    After they’d seduced the old badger in the prison sewing shop.

  6. Eagle Riden' Crow
    Posted July 1, 2015 at 1:55 pm | Permalink

    Don’t forget me!

    http://www.boredpanda.com/crow-rides-eagle-bird-photography-phoo-chan/

  7. Eel
    Posted May 12, 2016 at 11:55 am | Permalink

    They continue to inspire.

    https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/4j0190/thug_life_level_crow/

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