Someone should tell Governor Snyder that a “perfect storm” isn’t generally considered a good thing

    The state of Michigan took out an incredibly-costly full-page ad in today’s Wall Street Journal, proudly announcing to the world not only that we’ve officially joined the likes of Alabama and Mississippi in becoming a so-called “right-to-work” state, but that we’ve finally put the embarrassing pro-labor legacy of the The Battle of the Overpass behind us. We want the CEOs of American to know that we have, in the words of the Snyder administration, orchestrated “the perfect storm.” We’ve broken the back of organized labor. We’ve slashed taxes. And we’ve laid the groundwork to roll back regulations. And, now, it’s time for us to reap the rewards. And, by “us,” I mean the 1% of Americans that benefit from such policies, not necessarily the people of Michigan… “Bring us your coal-powered hog-rendering facilities, and your toxic chemical plants.” That’s what we’re essentially declaring to the world. Like it or not, this is who we now are. This is “Pure Michigan.” We’re no longer the state of majestic sand dunes and pristine lake shores. We’re no longer the cradle of the American middle class. We’re now a cheap-labor state, hellbent on winning our nation’s race to the bottom.

    An unintended loser in all of this, I’m sorry to say, is Michigan’s hospitality industry. The incredibly popular Pure Michigan campaign is one of the few things that our struggling state has going for it, and, by running this ad, I think the Snyder administration has put it in jeopardy. Who in their right mind would take a campaign which, for several years, has endeavored to make the world aware of Michigan’s pristine environmental assets, and decide not only to politicize it in this fashion, but to actually incorporate the fact that we’ve begun down the path of environmental deregulation? Who does that? And, more importantly, who uses the phrase “perfect storm” in an ad campaign that’s trying to convey a sense of confidence about a region? I’ve actually read The Perfect Storm. It’s a book about a desperate fishing boat Captain, who, in hopes of making a big financial score, heads his ship into a colossal storm front in search of an elusive school of swordfish, putting the lives of his crew on the line. And, guess what? There were no survivors! The irony of the Snyder administration referencing it, given what they’ve done to jeopardize the future of our state over the course of the past several months, I think, is hilarious.

    [Special thanks to Brandon Zwagerman for responding to my late night bat signal with a scan of the Wall Street Journal, and to MM.com reader Curt Waugh for contributing the Perfect Storm photo.]

    update: It gets even more hilarious. While strutting on the national stage and broadcasting to the world that we’re now a right-to-work state, the Republicans in Lansing are simultaneously saying that we need to put all of this behind us and move on. “I want to see the Legislature turn the page,” Speaker of the Michigan House Jase Bolger told The Detroit News. “I want to see us go forward and focus on the people we serve instead of focusing on party politics.”

    update: This meme apparently has legs. Since writing about it here, the story has now appeared on Eclectablog, The Huffington Post, Deadline Detroit, and MLive.

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      31 Comments

      1. Posted January 9, 2013 at 12:01 am | Permalink

        And Michigan “made” history when it created the middle class. What we’re doing now is erasing history.

      2. Andy Cameron
        Posted January 9, 2013 at 12:11 am | Permalink

        The Governor has dirty, dirty pillows.

      3. anonymous
        Posted January 9, 2013 at 12:15 am | Permalink

        Is that a euphemism, Andy?

      4. Andy Cameron
        Posted January 9, 2013 at 12:40 am | Permalink

        Carrie cannot tell a lie…

      5. Edward
        Posted January 9, 2013 at 6:36 am | Permalink

        Is Carrie the Governor’s maid?

      6. Edward
        Posted January 9, 2013 at 6:44 am | Permalink

        OK, I Googled “dirty pillows” and it’s a quote from the movie Carrie.

        Margaret White: I can see your dirty pillows. Everyone will.
        Carrie White: Breasts, Mama. They’re called breasts, and every woman has them.

        My guess that Andy was drunk at the time of leaving the comment, and was referencing the Carrie header at the top of the page.

      7. Eel
        Posted January 9, 2013 at 7:01 am | Permalink

        Personally, I like the new Arkansas ad campaign better. It’s more direct.

        http://i.imgur.com/I6J4D.jpg

      8. Posted January 9, 2013 at 7:58 am | Permalink

        The reference actually makes perfect sense to me. This ad is all about Rick Snyder showing his “dirty pillows” to the world. He’s coming into his own as a mature politician, and he wants to flaunt it to the world.

      9. Knox
        Posted January 9, 2013 at 9:06 am | Permalink

        Now I’ll be thinking about Snyder’s breasts all day. Thank you.

      10. Posted January 9, 2013 at 9:57 am | Permalink

        Ugh. It’s so difficult as a middle class homeowner in Michigan to see any way out of this downward spiral. What can I who work ~50 hours/week at 2 jobs, and then still try to make some time for leisure with family and friends do to also make the time and effort that will be required to help the state where I have lived for nearly my entire life? Are we going to have to put our bodies and lives on the line the way labor leaders in the “Battle of the Overpass” that you reference did?! If we did, would the mass media in its current state even bother to turn its eye on us without roundly condemning our efforts? I guess I’m just venting my despair here. Sometimes I don’t know what else to do.

      11. Meta
        Posted January 9, 2013 at 10:27 am | Permalink

        Snyder may get a discount, but, according to the WSJ’s 2013 rate card, a full page color ad goes for well over $200,000.

        http://www.wsjmediakit.com/rates_specs

      12. anonymous
        Posted January 9, 2013 at 10:43 am | Permalink

        If I were the brand manager overseeing the Pure Michigan campaign, I’d be livid.

      13. Elf
        Posted January 9, 2013 at 10:54 am | Permalink

        When companies hand out notices to their employees, letting them know that their wages and benefits are being cut, they should use the “PURE MICHIGAN” stamp.

      14. Tony Buttons
        Posted January 9, 2013 at 11:52 am | Permalink

        Can one of you graphic designers in the audience, mock up a version of this ad that says, “Invitation to Rape the People of Michigan” across the top, and follows that theme throughout, saying things like, “We have prepared the people of Michigan for your enjoyment. They will not fight back. Prepare yourself for ecstasy unknown since the time of slavery. Your every whim will be satisfied.”

      15. Jim
        Posted January 9, 2013 at 2:08 pm | Permalink

        mlive story:
        http://www.mlive.com/politics/index.ssf/2013/01/pure_michigan_ad_on_right_to_w.html

      16. Meta
        Posted January 9, 2013 at 2:18 pm | Permalink

        M-live may not have mentioned this post, but Deadline Detroit did.

        http://deadlinedetroit.com/articles/3304/memo_to_gov_snyder_perfect_storm_is_not_a_way_to_promote_michigan

      17. Curt Waugh
        Posted January 9, 2013 at 4:41 pm | Permalink

        Best I could do in a hurry:
        http://imgur.com/a/nYzhF

      18. Posted January 9, 2013 at 5:02 pm | Permalink

        He can flash his boobs up and down Geddes Road for all I care…I just don’t want to ever have to see his penis. Unless I’m stepping on it :)

      19. anon
        Posted January 9, 2013 at 5:45 pm | Permalink

        http://imgur.com/2UFeR

      20. anon
        Posted January 9, 2013 at 6:56 pm | Permalink

        http://imgur.com/BRdQG

      21. anon
        Posted January 9, 2013 at 7:23 pm | Permalink

        http://imgur.com/tzGw0

      22. Posted January 9, 2013 at 7:32 pm | Permalink

        Lovely work, guys. Curt, I’ll move the Perfect Storm one to the front page. And I’ll find another use for the other ones.

        I’m not sure why M-Live didn’t quote my post, but it’s cool that others are. I was just contacted by the Huffington Post, and they’re doing something about it. It’s cool to see this meme get legs, as more people realize that the Republicans in Lansing just shit all over “Pure Michigan” by tying it to Right to Work.

      23. Posted January 9, 2013 at 7:49 pm | Permalink

        Linette had a good idea for a new MEDC campaign… “Michigan: Titanic opportunities!”

      24. BrianB
        Posted January 10, 2013 at 8:35 am | Permalink

        “I want to see the Legislature turn the page” — had to take out a full page ad of the governor flashing his dirty pillows to get them to turn it.

      25. Meta
        Posted January 10, 2013 at 1:35 pm | Permalink

        The meme is catching fire.

        From today’s coverage in the Huffington Post.

        “I’m disappointed to see a wildly successful tourism campaign wielded as a tool for the right-wing extremists running Lansing,” said Communications Director Jessica Tramontana. “The only history made yesterday was when Gov. Snyder chose to drag the Pure Michigan name through the political mud.”

        Read more:
        http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/01/10/pure-michigan-right-to-work-ad-wall-street-journal_n_2447985.html

      26. anonymous
        Posted January 10, 2013 at 2:08 pm | Permalink

        The Huffington Post article is followed by a poll asking people if Snyder and the MEDC were wrong to politicize Pure Michigan.

        Here are the results so far.

        http://imgur.com/M73up

      27. MrMikesHardCoreSot
        Posted January 11, 2013 at 12:36 am | Permalink

        War, Class war, and you were the first to wage it under the cover of the powerful institutions you call order, in the darkness of your laws. There will have to be bloodshed; we will not dodge; there will have to be murder: we will kill, because it is necessary; there will have to be destruction; we will destroy to rid the world of your tyrannical institutions.[1]

      28. anonymous
        Posted January 11, 2013 at 10:03 am | Permalink

        The Free Press is now on the story as well, and they’re reporting that the state spent $144,000 on the ad. They even got MEDC CEO Mike Finney to comment.

        “All we’ve done is incorporate the most recent freedom-to-work law as a part of our messaging,” Finney said. “It’s really a very targeted message about the positive business climate things that have happened in the state in the last two years.”

        And a spokesperson for the Governor says that he didn’t know about it.

        Gov. Rick Snyder wasn’t specifically aware of the ad, spokeswoman Sara Wurfel said. But, she added, the new law was just one item in the state’s economic toolkit that will be used to attract business to the state.

        http://www.freep.com/article/20130111/NEWS15/301110145

      29. Eel
        Posted January 11, 2013 at 11:07 am | Permalink

        Michigan Radio has also started covering the story.

        http://michiganradio.org/post/wall-street-journal-ad-calls-right-work-law-pure-michigan

      30. Posted January 11, 2013 at 9:23 pm | Permalink

        NPR’s Marketplace is now on the story as well. Sadly, though, they did not mention my contribution.

      31. lazy american
        Posted February 26, 2013 at 1:47 pm | Permalink

        I was beginning to pay attention to this, but got distracted by celebrity sideboob.

        http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/12/06/celebrity-sideboob-the-year-in-sideboob_n_2254180.html

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