Somewhere, tonight, right wing tough guy, Ted Nugent, shits his pants in fear of the Secret Service

While I’m busy working on something else, I thought that you might want to check out this footage of Michigan’s hardest rocking serial pedophile, the gleefully masochistic, draft dodging, Ted Nugent, getting himself into a shit-load of trouble with the Secret Service… Apparently, you see, they don’t like it so much when you suggest in public that you intend to assassinate our democratically elected President.

“I’ll tell you this right now… If Barack Obama becomes the president in November, again, I will either be dead or in jail by this time next year,” said Nugent, addressing a crowd at an NRA function in St. Louis. After calling the administration “vile, evil, (and) America-hating,” the Motor City Madman then went on to say, “We need to ride into that battlefield and chop their heads off in November. Any questions?”

Here are the highlights.

[The unedited footage of Nugent’s tirade can be found here.]

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  1. anonymous
    Posted April 17, 2012 at 10:05 pm | Permalink

    It’s about time that the Secret Service got involved.

    Remember this from Rolling Stone in 2007?

    Renegade right-winger Ted Nugent recently went on a vicious onstage rant in which he threatened the lives of Democratic presidential candidates Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton. Decked out in full-on camouflage hunting gear, Nugent wielded two machine guns while raging, “Obama, he’s a piece of shit. I told him to suck on my machine gun. Hey Hillary,” he continued. “You might want to ride one of these into the sunset, you worthless bitch.” Nugent summed up his eloquent speech by screaming “freedom!”

  2. Demetrius
    Posted April 17, 2012 at 10:24 pm | Permalink

    When fascism comes to America it will be wearing a camo jacket and carrying a guitar …

  3. Eel
    Posted April 17, 2012 at 11:08 pm | Permalink

    It was just a hologram.

  4. Edward
    Posted April 18, 2012 at 6:01 am | Permalink

    There’s a special place in my heart for men who, although they avoided the draft themselves, are always arguing for our country to go to war.

    The sad thing is, if he ran for Congress, the people of Michigan would elect him in a heartbeat.

  5. Stella M
    Posted April 18, 2012 at 6:40 am | Permalink

    OMG Edward shhhh! Do not put that idea into the collective unconscious loud enough for the thick-wits to hear.

  6. Watching Laughing.
    Posted April 18, 2012 at 6:49 am | Permalink

    Edward, it’s just insanity.
    These are the same poeple who voted in the Republicans and took control of Michigan after Obama and the Democrats 100% saved the Auto industry and now Michigan is upticking again. Every Republican was against saving the Auto Industry.
    This is just sick.


  7. Bob
    Posted April 18, 2012 at 7:14 am | Permalink

    It’s a pretty lame secret service if they’re just getting wind of the Nooj’s comments now. He was saying that stuff four years ago.

    I don’t really think Michigan would elect him to anything either. His record includes personal bankruptcy, illegitimate children ignored for decades and a well documented taste for groupies as young as 15 or 16. I’ve been amazed that idiots like Hannity associate themselves with Ted at all given his family values record.

    I should probably watch it myself considering the Nugent family have been creeping around here lately. Charmaine Nugent has been in Saline lately trying to drum up support for her Zumba classes. Despite having nothing to do with inventing the exercise/dance craze, she has reportedly tried to claim ownership of copyright control for Zumba here and is trying to cash in. In spite of their promise to leave Michigan years ago, they always seem to be around. Still shit to kill here I guess.

  8. mark k
    Posted April 18, 2012 at 8:07 am | Permalink

    You guys are afraid of Ted Nugent? LOL! Yet the following doesn’t bother you at all.

  9. Eel
    Posted April 18, 2012 at 8:28 am | Permalink

    Is Charmaine Nugent the one that used to go to EMU back in the early ’90s, and managed a band called the Junkie Smurfs?

  10. Meta
    Posted April 18, 2012 at 9:48 am | Permalink

    His fondness for underage girls was addressed in this VH1 documentary.

  11. Mr. X
    Posted April 18, 2012 at 9:56 am | Permalink

    I don’t think that anyone believes that Nugent is really a threat to the President. There’s no place, however, for this kind of irresponsible language. While he might not do anything himself, who’s to say that one of his fans might not be incited to violence against a local official, for instance, who doesn’t have the benefit of Secret Service protection.

  12. K2
    Posted April 18, 2012 at 10:55 am | Permalink

    Well, he does have a history of shitting himself.

  13. mark k
    Posted April 18, 2012 at 11:12 am | Permalink

    Meta he could have been one of Obama’s Secret Service agents, except they had to leave the country and pay for their under age girls. Do you think Obama knew about that? I mean somehow they felt it was OK, where’d they get that idea?

  14. Fifth Dentist
    Posted April 18, 2012 at 11:37 am | Permalink

    mark k,
    U.S. soldiers raped and murdered and operated an extensive torture apparatus in Iraq while Dubya was president. Where did they get those ideas?

  15. EOS
    Posted April 18, 2012 at 11:52 am | Permalink

    Hasn’t a single one of you seen Braveheart???

  16. EOS impersonator
    Posted April 18, 2012 at 11:57 am | Permalink

    And when I think about you I touch myself.

  17. Mr. Y
    Posted April 18, 2012 at 11:58 am | Permalink

    Good to see you back, EOS.

    To answer your questions, no, I haven’t seen the movie. Did Braveheart call Obama a vile, evil, America-hater who wiped his ass with the constitution?

    As for Ted’s daughter who lived in town, I thought that her name was Star Nugent.

  18. Elf
    Posted April 18, 2012 at 12:28 pm | Permalink

    Now that EOS has chimed in, does that mean we have to start giving money to whatever the opposite of Ted Nugent is? And what is the opposite of Ted Nugent, anyway?

  19. Mme X
    Posted April 18, 2012 at 12:30 pm | Permalink

    The opposite of Ted Nugent would be Beth Nugent.

  20. EOS
    Posted April 18, 2012 at 12:39 pm | Permalink

    No, but he did ride into the battlefield, chopping off heads, yelling “Freedom”.

  21. anonymous
    Posted April 18, 2012 at 1:05 pm | Permalink

    What’s you’re point, EOS? Are you suggesting that, because he was quoting Mel Gibson, that somehow makes it more acceptable?

  22. EOS
    Posted April 18, 2012 at 1:11 pm | Permalink

    If I said, “Leave the gun – take the cannolis”, I don’t think I would shit my pants in fear of the Secret Service investigating me for organized criminal activity.

    It wasn’t an assassination threat by any stretch of the imagination.

  23. Tommy
    Posted April 18, 2012 at 1:28 pm | Permalink

    When waiting in line to tour the White House and a friend says something like – ‘hey Tommy you better put away your gun’ – I learned during this seventh grade field trip to D.C. in 1976 that when you make threatening comments aimed at the POTUS you can get into trouble.

    Surprised the Nuge didn’t learn about this while discussing Junior High Civics class at the dinner table with one of his underage lovers.

    The Secret Service have every right to have a chat with Mr. Nugent. It will also serve the purpose of having the talk machine focus on something other than screwing whores in Columbia.

  24. mark k
    Posted April 18, 2012 at 1:28 pm | Permalink

    Will the Secret Service bring their hookers & “coke” to the party?

  25. mark k
    Posted April 18, 2012 at 1:31 pm | Permalink

    I’m sorry that last comment was not right, the Secret Service knows Ted doesn’t do drugs.

  26. Bob
    Posted April 18, 2012 at 2:30 pm | Permalink

    There was a recent thread on Facebook about the Nooj, some of them well-known Detroit Rockers. A number of people apparently even call bullshit on Ted’s famous anti-drug claims. I have no idea if it’s true, it was the first I heard of it. Seeing his awful interview clips in the Grande doc last week only reinforced my view of what a tool he is.

  27. mark k
    Posted April 18, 2012 at 3:52 pm | Permalink

    Fifth Dentist let me bring you up to speed. Bush is no longer President. Have a nice day!

  28. Watching Laughing.
    Posted April 19, 2012 at 7:04 am | Permalink

    Mark K,
    we will continue to have to live the insanity effects of BUSH/CHENEY and their Republican cronies for decades and the next Republican’s stepping up is just a continuation of those failed policies.
    It’s the dark ages,,,and madness.


  29. EOS
    Posted April 19, 2012 at 9:05 am | Permalink


    Ever notice how the effects of Republicans last for the duration of the term of any elected Democrat? Yet, when a new Republican is elected, they immediately effect change? I’m thinking of poor Jennifer Granholm, whose agenda for the entire 8 years in office was thwarted by Engler. Then Synder steps in and takes off running with a lot of new programs and a budget with a surplus. Why don’t Democratic constituents demand more from their elected leaders once they gain office?

  30. john
    Posted April 19, 2012 at 9:32 am | Permalink

    WL who was the Republican who messed up Detroit so bad? I can’t even remember a Republican running Detroit in my life time. Did you hear about what Mitt did to his dog? How about what Obama did to his dog? Yikes!

  31. Meta
    Posted April 19, 2012 at 3:48 pm | Permalink

    The Nuge responds:

    By no stretch of the imagination did I ever threaten anyone’s life, or hint of violence or mayhem. Metaphors needn’t be explained to educated people.

    I passionately rallied the American civilian troops to stand up for what is right and to demand that the US Constitution and Bill of Rights are once again forced into determining all laws and policies in America.

    Then in their ever desperate scramble to divert attention from the crimes of their communist leaders, the Saul Alinsky “Rules for Radicals” leftwing media and terminally liberal democrats circled their battlewagons of deceit and hate and unleashed their tsunami of lies about me and everything I said.

    To me, my family and thinking America, the dysfunctional leftwing hate hysteria was laughable. I became the #1 global tweet entity of the bogus blogosphere, while every newspaper and America hating television and radio gang literally tripped over themselves in a feeble attempt to out-lie each other.

    I personally have never been prouder. If my daily activities and simple statements of truth and logic can cause such bizarre over-reaction by so many, I need no more evidence that I am on the right track. When doing God’s work, the devils go bonzo. So be it.

    I stand by my statements. The line is drawn in the American sand. I stand with patriots who love this country and wake up early every day to put our hearts and souls into being an asset for America, our fellow Americans, people of the world and the good earth.

    Those who despise me blindly chant Mao Tse Tung and Che’ Guevara rants, and the difference between our good and their bad is glaring.

    Choose your side carefully America. The shining city on the hill is under attack from within.

  32. Meta
    Posted April 19, 2012 at 10:18 pm | Permalink

    Eugene Robinson in the Washington Post:

    Nugent seems to be motivated by paranoia; West, perhaps by cynical calculation. It would be satisfying to withhold the attention they seek, but this is not an option. The only effective way to deal with bullies is to confront them.

    Nugent, who delivered his foaming-at-the-mouth peroration at a National Rifle Association convention, earned a visit from the Secret Service with his promise that “if Barack Obama becomes the president in November again, I will either be dead or in jail by this time next year.”

    That might or might not constitute an actual threat to the president of the United States. More chilling, to me, was the way his audience of gun enthusiasts applauded in agreement as Nugent compared the Obama administration to a bunch of “coyotes in your living room” who deserve to be shot. Nugent ended by exhorting his listeners: “We are Braveheart. We need to ride into that battlefield and chop their heads off in November. Am I — any questions?”

    No, I think he made himself quite clear.

    Violent metaphors aside, the nub of Nugent’s argument — and I use the word advisedly — was this: “If you can’t go home and get everybody in your lives to clean house in this vile, evil, America-hating administration, I don’t even know what you’re made of.”

    Vile? Evil? America-hating? Nugent doesn’t just characterize those with different political views as misguided or wrong. He seeks to paint them as alien and anti-American — as enemies of this nation, rather than citizens with whom he disagrees. In a subsequent interview, Nugent called Nancy Pelosi a “sub-human scoundrel” and referred to liberals as cockroaches to “stomp” in November.

    This is what distinguishes the flame-throwers of the far right from those of the far left. Nugent and his ilk seek to deny their political opponents the very right to believe in a different philosophy. Agree with me, he says, or be stomped.

    Read more:

  33. EOS
    Posted April 20, 2012 at 7:13 am | Permalink

    “The Secret Service interview of Ted Nugent has been completed,” agency spokesman Brian Leary said. “The issue has been resolved.”

  34. Mr. Y
    Posted April 26, 2012 at 9:28 am | Permalink

    I was just reminded of the quote uttered by the Dixie Chicks that led to their getting death threats, having concerts cancelled, and being called “traitors” in ’03.

    “We do not want this war, this violence, and are ashamed that the President of The United States is from Texas.”

    But we’re told to look the other way and laugh it off when Nugent suggests that he intends to kill our President.

    How’s that for hypocrisy?

  35. Nugent Watcher
    Posted October 23, 2012 at 12:55 pm | Permalink

    “It boils down to this: If you want to grow the economy and get a job, vote for Mitt Romney. If you want more anti-business policies and counterproductive government welfare, vote for President Obama.” -Ted Nugent

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  36. 734
    Posted November 6, 2012 at 12:22 pm | Permalink

    I’ll take Lemmy over the Nuge any day.

  37. Meta
    Posted November 9, 2012 at 2:06 pm | Permalink

    Ted Nugent’s post election tweets:

    Ted Nugent @TedNugent
    “Pimps whores & welfare brats & their soulless supporters hav a president to destroy America”

    Ted Nugent @TedNugent
    “What subhuman varmint believes others must pay for their obesity booze cellphones birthcontrol abortions & lives”

    Ted Nugent @TedNugent
    “Goodluk America u just voted for economic & spiritual suicide. Soulless fools”


    In April, while speaking at a National Rifle Association convention, Nugent said there are two alternatives for him if the “vile,” “evil” and “America-hating” Obama beat Romney. “If Barack Obama becomes the president in November, again, I will be either be dead or in jail by this time next year,” said Nugent, who has also defended Romney’s “47 percent” comment.

    Four years earlier, he threatened both Obama and 2008 competitor, Hillary Clinton.

    While dressed in camouflage hunting gear and wielding two machine guns during a 2007 concert, Nugent raged: “Obama, he’s a piece of sh-t. I told him to suck on my machine gun.” Continuing, “Hey Hillary. You might want to ride one of these into the sunset, you worthless b-tch.”

    Read more:

  38. ypsijav
    Posted November 10, 2012 at 9:44 am | Permalink

    I liked this nugetweet best:
    “I cry tears of blood for The Last Best Place & the warriors who died for this tragedy”

  39. Demetrius
    Posted November 12, 2018 at 3:22 pm | Permalink

    MLive: Ted Nugent calls Michigan a ‘California shithole’ after Democrats win key races

    Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

  40. iRobert
    Posted November 12, 2018 at 6:02 pm | Permalink

    That is pretty good, Demetrius.

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