My friend Leighton recently brought the existence of the Organic Batter Blaster to my attention. Leaving aside for the moment the “ejaculative” nature of the name, to use Leighton’s terminology, I’m left wondering what organic propellant it is that they use to compel the Batter Blaster plaster from it’s phallic tube. I ran the idea by my friend Steve Cherry, and he’s of the opinion that it’s dioxin, which now qualifies as organic as it’s “found in every living thing on the planet.” I suspect it’s probably nitrous oxide… Anyway, I wonder how much father the “organic” bar can be lowered. Does McDonald’s have an organic McNugget yet?
update: OK, I just found this on the company’s website: “Batter Blaster is powered by the more ozone layer-friendly CO2, not the nitrous oxide propellant that can be found in whipped cream canisters.“
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Sorry… I realize now that I should have made that blaster photo bigger.
Pancakes in an aeresol can! You would think that American ingenuity could be put to better use. What’s next, Titter from the Shitter? Wait, that’s been covered in the 4th of 5 posts from yesterday – is that a record?
that would be ‘Twitter’, not titter!
If they used nitrus oxide, at least kids could get high off of them.
That is, if they didn’t die of Batter Lung.
To answer your question – methane from a cow’s ass.
Hey guys, the definition of organic is something that has been raised without artificial fertilizers or pesticides, OK?
Oh wow, you have no idea how much better this product is going to make my life, in so many ways!
Our definition of “organic” is a chemical that contains a carbon molecule. Better make sure you get your definitions straight when you call the bug guy.
Boooooo! We want whippits!
did anyone else find the orange juice pitcher way too close to the edge of the table in the tv video demo?
Well thanks a lot. I’d been reading about Batter Blaster on and off for about an hour now and never, ever even came close to sexualizing it.
Deciding to google for information on its propellant and found this post, and your gross out sexual innuendo. Now I’ll be thinking about that half the time I see any aerosol canister. Years and years of my life and that image was not in there, and a pervert like you had to place it there.
As it contains a carbon atom, CO2 is organic in the chemical sense of the term.
Sorry for ruining your New Year’s Eve.