My friend Leighton recently brought the existence of the Organic Batter Blaster to my attention. Leaving aside for the moment the “ejaculative” nature of the name, to use Leighton’s terminology, I’m left wondering what organic propellant it is that they use to compel the Batter Blaster plaster from it’s phallic tube. I ran the idea by my friend Steve Cherry, and he’s of the opinion that it’s dioxin, which now qualifies as organic as it’s “found in every living thing on the planet.” I suspect it’s probably nitrous oxide… Anyway, I wonder how much father the “organic” bar can be lowered. Does McDonald’s have an organic McNugget yet?
update: OK, I just found this on the company’s website: “Batter Blaster is powered by the more ozone layer-friendly CO2, not the nitrous oxide propellant that can be found in whipped cream canisters.“