Introducing the McGoatse

I wasn’t aware of the McDonalds 99-cent menu hack known as the McGangBang until this evening, when my friend George told me about it. Basically, it’s a McChicken sandwich, tucked inside of a Double Cheeseburger. As both items are on the McDonalds 99-cent menu, it’s $2.16 for the complete package, and, apparently it’s taking the nation by storm… Anyway, it got me thinking about the possibility of creating a similar kind of fast food mash-up and calling it a McGoatse. So, as I’m sitting here at my desk tonight, when I should be thinking about my post on Rush Limbaugh, I can’t keep from wondering what a hot, juicy McGoatse would look like. The closest I could come is this – it’s a McDonald’s Double Cheeseburger, hollowed out all the way down to the bottom bun, and then filled with Wendy’s chili. And, then, on top of it all, maybe there would be a couple of KFC chicken tenders dipping into the chili hole from the sides, like hands…. A free beer for the first person who can construct one of these and send me a photo.

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17 Comments

  1. Posted March 2, 2009 at 10:44 pm | Permalink

    For those of you unfamiliar, you can educate yourself on all things goatse, here.

    And, I should mention that the McGangBang link in the post is completely work-safe.

  2. Posted March 3, 2009 at 7:46 am | Permalink

    Surely someone out there has a better idea as to how to construct a McGoatse… Please contribute your ideas.

    Like Hillary Clinton says, it takes a village to design a McGoatse.

  3. Anonymatt
    Posted March 3, 2009 at 8:20 am | Permalink

    The fact that your first two replies were from yourself suggests that you are the only one here obsessed with this topic. You’re the only goatse obsessed person I know, even though it’s supposed to be some internet trend you picked up on, and I only hear about it from your site.

    Of course, maybe there’s a high demand for this other topic from your other readers, who may have been too busy looking for the real thing elsewhere to comment on your post. But I suspect it’s just you.

  4. Mike
    Posted March 3, 2009 at 10:32 am | Permalink

    Thanks Mark. Thanks alot. I’ve been trying to rid my mind of Goatse since college. I thought it was gone. I’ll be sending my therapy bill to your house. Hope Clementine had a great Christmas 2008 because ’09 is gonna suck.

  5. Posted March 3, 2009 at 1:40 pm | Permalink

    You’ve just ruined Micky D’s for me.

  6. Larry Seven Larry
    Posted March 3, 2009 at 5:10 pm | Permalink

    I like the idea of a mashup requiring three stops, and I’d eat a McGoatse like the one you describe. I even have three dollars. I don’t have a camera though. I could, however, make it and draw it.

  7. Larry Seven Larry
    Posted March 3, 2009 at 5:12 pm | Permalink

    All this talk of goatse and Rush Limbaugh has me really wanting to Google them together and see what comes up. The idea is thrilling, but, at the same time, terrifying. It’s like being in love for the first time all over again.

  8. bob
    Posted March 3, 2009 at 5:19 pm | Permalink

    Shouldn’t there be bacon in there somewhere?

  9. Gretchen
    Posted March 3, 2009 at 5:19 pm | Permalink

    Could you do it at Burger King instead? I’d prefer a flame-broiled McGoatse.

  10. Posted March 3, 2009 at 6:50 pm | Permalink

    It’s bad enough that I have to deal with BoingBoing’s occasional obsession with goatse. But now, here? It’s not that the thing itself is horrible, it’s just I have to squash the urge to smack down every inner third grader who still drags the damn thing on. Alas, we live in troubled times. Is there a bribe I could offer you to never mention it again? I’ll offer two dozen homemade cookies (Cliff Stoll cookies, my standard bribe).

  11. KP
    Posted March 4, 2009 at 7:15 pm | Permalink

    That McGangBang looks vile.

  12. Posted March 4, 2009 at 9:44 pm | Permalink

    But how about the McGoatse? It looks good, right?

    Has anyone made one?

  13. Steve Swan
    Posted March 5, 2009 at 12:08 pm | Permalink

    I plan to shave my goatee into a goatstee. I will send photos.

  14. Ol' E Cross
    Posted March 6, 2009 at 10:52 am | Permalink

    Is this close enough to what you’re looking for?

  15. Reg Curra
    Posted January 24, 2011 at 8:35 pm | Permalink

    I want to send you a photo, but I am not an intellectual. Try as I might. I ran into this page mistakenly, surprisingly, this is a great website about the McGoatse. The site owner has carried out a superb job of putting it together, in all of its layers. The thoughtful construction makes me swell with admiration. It is like watching the first skyscraper scrape the sky. You just secured yourself a guarenteed reader for life.

  16. Beltone
    Posted January 31, 2012 at 11:49 am | Permalink

    All this time I thought you’ve been talking about this:

    http://webecoist.momtastic.com/2008/08/19/the-incredible-tree-climbing-goats-of-morocco/

  17. Mr. X
    Posted January 31, 2012 at 5:04 pm | Permalink

    I don’t think Reg Curra ever came back.

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