who will get the starkweather house?

[If this post looks a bit familiar, it’s because it was first posted over the weekend. A request, however, was made that it be edited. Hopefully, what you see here is both without error and inoffensive. If not, please let me know so that I can take it down again and further dismantle it.]

It was reported in the “Ann Arbor News” a few days ago that Art Campbell, the owner of Ypsilanti’s historic Starkweather House, has agreed to give the property, located at 1266 Huron River Drive, to the city , in hopes that he can somehow use teh gift as a credit against his federal taxes. According to the “Ann Arbor News,” the 83 year old Campbell said, “I’m too old to renovate the house and I don’t want to spend money on it. The house is in a bad shape, but the city could find somebody to do it.” According to city attorney John Barr, the city would only be looking to make back the cost of the paperwork, which would be about $5,000.

I’m not sure how the city will handle the bid process, but it sounds like the 1840 property, and the third of an acre it sits on, could go for as little as $5,000, assuming the city finds a buyer with the background and resources necessary to take on the renovation. If this is the case, it could be a huge opportunity for someone. One just hopes that the city is upfront and open about the process.

So, here are my thoughts, in the order that they came to me (slighttly revised). 1) I want a $5,000 house. I have no idea what I’d do with a leaky 3,000 square foot structure, but if I can get it for $5,000, I want it. I want it desperately. 2) The city should have a national contest for it, asking people to write in with ideas as to how they’d use it. ($5,000 is a small price to pay for the good PR that might result.) God knows that we could use a little good national press right now, and something like this could attract a really energetic person with great ideas to our area. 3) On second thought, why open it up to everyone in the world? I’ve got friends who kind of know carpentry, and could, conceivably, be assets to our community… At least I’m pertty sure they wouldn’t steal anything. 4) Didn’t I read that Screech was looking for a place to live?

OK, and that’s where I stopped thinking and started blogging… If you have better ideas, let me know.

[For those of you who are interested, the image above comes from an 1874 etching in an atlas of Washtenaw County published by Everts and Stewart of Chicago. This and other great images can be found at the University of Michigan’s Bently Historical Library. The Bently rocks.]

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the new energy bill

The U.S. Senate passed a new energy bill late last week. The bill called for an increase in automobile fuel economy, outlined penalties for energy price-gouging, and promised money for the production of fuel from corn. Here’s a clip from CNN:

…In an eleventh-hour compromise fashioned after two days of closed-door meetings, an agreement was reached to increase average fuel economy by 40 percent to 35 miles per gallon for cars, SUVs and pickup trucks by 2020.

But the fuel economy issue threatened to topple the legislation up to the last minute. Majority Leader Harry Reid held off the vote until late into the evening so several senators could be called back to Capitol Hill to provide the 60-vote margin needed to overcome a threatened filibuster from pro-auto industry senators.

Shortly before midnight, senators voted 62-32 to cut off debate, and followed by passing the bill 65-27. The measure now awaits action by the House, which is expected to take it up next week. But attempts to combine the two bills and send legislation to President Bush probably won’t be possible until later this year.

It would be the first increase in vehicle fuel efficiency since the current 22.7 mpg for cars was put in place in 1989 and the first time Congress has imposed a new auto efficiency mandate in 32 years….

While I’d like to celebrate the first significant piece of fuel economy legislation in 30 years, I’m not so sure we’ve got all that much to be happy about. Sure, it’s a good thing that the debate has shifted from drilling to conservation, but is it enough? According to several groups, it isn’t. I just received a note from Friends of the Earth a few minutes ago that summed it up nicely. Here’s a clip:

The much ballyhooed fuel standards are not only weak, they can be waived at the auto industry’s request! First off, the new standard requires automakers’ fleets to reach an average of 35 mpg 12 years from now, which isn’t much given that hybrids on the road today average around 50 mpg. Second, incremental improvements for each year after the 2020 target date were removed, so we could well stop at 35 mpg once we get there. Third, we might not even get the 35 mpg in the first place, thanks to a provision that allows the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration (NHTSA) to declare the regulations null and void should the auto industry persuade it that the standards cannot be reached without financial hardship. Finally, if this lame fuel standard gets signed into law, fuel economy legislation will likely be taken off the congressional agenda until 2020 (assuming NHTSA doesn’t buckle to the auto industry before then).

And then there are the things that didn’t make it into the bill at all, like the $32 billion that Democrats had been hoping to get for renewable energy. The idea was that increased taxes on oil companies, and the reversal of present tax giveaways to the petroleum industry, would pay for it over ten years, but that didn’t fly with Senate Republicans. Democrats were also unsuccessful in their bid to require that electric utilities produce at least 15% of their electricity from renewables by some point in the not too distant future.

Without a doubt the biggest winners in al of this were corn farmers and those in the business of producing ethanol. The bill calls for us to produce 36 billion gallons a year of the stuff by 2022. I’m not an expert on ethanol by any means, but it seems to be pretty widely suspected that, gallon for gallon, when the entire system is taken into account, ethanol produces just about as much pollution contributing to global warming as gasoline. And, on top if it, the growing of corn for the production of ethanol relies heavily on fertilizer, which is itself a petroleum product.

It could be worse though. Instead of liquid coal and ethanol, our Senators could have been pushing Vivoleum… Speaking of which, did you happen to see that our friends the Yes Men were in the news again? This time, they were posing as Exxon executives and suggesting that we begin burning people for fuel. Here’s a clip from the press release they issued after the action:

Imposters posing as ExxonMobil and National Petroleum Council (NPC) representatives delivered an outrageous keynote speech to 300 oilmen at GO-EXPO, Canada’s largest oil conference, held at Stampede Park in Calgary, Alberta, today.

The speech was billed beforehand by the GO-EXPO organizers as the major highlight of this year’s conference, which had 20,000 attendees. In it, the “NPC rep” was expected to deliver the long-awaited conclusions of a study commissioned by US Energy Secretary Samuel Bodman. The NPC is headed by former ExxonMobil CEO Lee Raymond, who is also the chair of the study.

In the actual speech, the “NPC rep” announced that current U.S. and Canadian energy policies (notably the massive, carbon-intensive exploitation of Alberta’s oil sands, and the development of liquid coal) are increasing the chances of huge global calamities. But he reassured the audience that in the worst case scenario, the oil industry could “keep fuel flowing” by transforming the billions of people who die into oil.

“We need something like whales, but infinitely more abundant,” said “NPC rep” “Shepard Wolff” (actually Andy Bichlbaum of the Yes Men), before describing the technology used to render human flesh into a new Exxon oil product called Vivoleum. 3-D animations of the process brought it to life.

“Vivoleum works in perfect synergy with the continued expansion of fossil fuel production,” noted “Exxon rep” “Florian Osenberg” (Yes Man Mike Bonanno). “With more fossil fuels comes a greater chance of disaster, but that means more feedstock for Vivoleum. Fuel will continue to flow for those of us left.”

The oilmen listened to the lecture with attention, and then lit “commemorative candles” supposedly made of Vivoleum obtained from the flesh of an “Exxon janitor” who died as a result of cleaning up a toxic spill…

As for the energy bill, it’s now in the hands of the House, where it could be strengthened or weakend… If you haven’t written to your Congressperson in a while, this might be a good occasion to do so.

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the memory drive

My friend Steve, who handles all the technical stuff behind the scenes at MM.com, tells me that we need more memory. He says that for about $160, we could upgrade our memory from 512MB (what we’re running on now), to 2GB, the max our “board” can handle. I have no idea what any of this means, but Steve tells me that, if we do it, it’ll mean that his site and mine would stand a better chance of withstanding a “spammer pounding.” You know those times when you come to MM.com, all excited to see what I’ve written, and your screen says that the site doesn’t exist? Well, that would happen less often. Anyway, Steve’s set up a special Paypal account for it, and he’s even made a little graphic showing how far we still have to go. You can see it if you look to your right. As of right now, we’ve got $100, so we’re almost all the way there. If you could contribute a dollar or two, it would be appreciated. Thanks.

[And, if this works, I want to see about raising the $300 it would take for Steve and me to get the matching silk jumpsuits we’ve been pining for.]

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“sicko” is coming and everybody knows it

Michael Moore’s new movie, “SiCKO” opens everywhere June 29. I’m fortunate enough to have already see it, but I’m planning to see it again, with my dad, over the 4th of July weekend. I want my dad to see it, but I also want to do my part to make sure the movie opens with great numbers. I don’t think Moore needs my help – he’s one hell of a marketer – but I thought that I’d mention the film one more time here in hopes that it might persuade one or two of you fence-sitters to go. So, check out my review, if you haven’t already, or, if you’re looking for something a bit more meaty, check out this NPR feature on the current state of healthcare in the United States, and start saving for a ticket.

Speaking of Moore and his uncanny ability to keep his name in the news, I was just reading that he invited 900 healthcare lobbyists to see a sneak preview of the movie the other day. Only 11 showed up, and he’s released some of his exchange with them on YouTube. He’s also encouraging YouTube users to leave their own healthcare stories online. And, he’s also just revealed that he and Harvey Weinstein fought over the negative depiction of Hillary Clinton that’s in the film. So, if you thought that he’d blown his load with the Guantanamo stunt, you were wrong. Moore, better than anyone since Madonna, knows how to create buzz and keep it going… Oh, yeah, he’s also going to be on Leno Tuesday night.

If the current presidential contenders were smart, they’d try to get out out in front of this. My sense is that — barring another terrorist attack on U.S. soil – this movie will have more of an impact on the race than any other single thing. Personally, I think it’s going to sink Hillary.

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a request for technical help

Can someone please help me make this my cellphone ring tone? I’ll buy you a beer.

[Offer good for one free domestic beer at the Tap Room, during happy hour.]

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