a request for technical help

Can someone please help me make this my cellphone ring tone? I’ll buy you a beer.

[Offer good for one free domestic beer at the Tap Room, during happy hour.]

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  1. Dick Cheney's Extending Taint
    Posted June 23, 2007 at 1:15 am | Permalink

    What is your phone make and model?

  2. Dirtgrain
    Posted June 23, 2007 at 12:26 pm | Permalink

    For that kind of pay, I will follow you around and sing it, slow motion and all, every time your phone rings.

  3. Robert
    Posted June 24, 2007 at 10:25 am | Permalink

    Can someone please help me find cellular service that actually allows me to conduct two-way conversations with people, when I want, for the length of time I want, and with the luxury of being able to understand more than one out of ever four words spoken? I thought I could trust Katherine Zeta-Jones to help me out with this, but she is just a tease.

  4. mark
    Posted June 24, 2007 at 2:29 pm | Permalink

    It’s a Nokia, Taint. I can’t figure out the model number though. I’ll see if I can find my receipt for it.

    And Katherine Zeta Jones’s whole life is built on lies.

  5. Jill
    Posted June 24, 2007 at 4:31 pm | Permalink

    Cingular! Love them. Never have problems with dropped calls, etc. They overcharged me once by $10 but a quick call to customer service straightened it out. I’m quite pleased with them.

  6. brian r
    Posted June 24, 2007 at 10:17 pm | Permalink

    Your spam filter sucks because it blocks the word r*ngtone.

    Replace all the asterisks with i’s and you’re golden.


  7. Dr. Cherry
    Posted June 24, 2007 at 10:24 pm | Permalink

    Yes, who could imagine banning that word.

  8. Dick Cheney's Extending Taint
    Posted June 25, 2007 at 11:50 am | Permalink

    Select the link I sent to your phone and it will download the r1ngtone.

  9. dr. teddy glass
    Posted June 25, 2007 at 1:07 pm | Permalink

    How is that I don’t have your phone number, but a taint does? I really must insist on having a way to contact you. I refuse to be relegated to sub-taint status.

  10. Manan
    Posted June 25, 2007 at 6:56 pm | Permalink

    Hal was so tragic.

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