a prehistoric hooters probably served their little arms in hot sauce

I wasn’t planning to post about it, because I thought that everyone already suspected as much, but, according to recently conducted, highly scientific experiments, it would appear that dinosaurs were not only large and terrifying, but also quite delicious. Actually, what they really discovered is that chickens are the closest living relative of the T-rex, but I think it stands to reason that they’d probably share a similar flavor, light meat to dark meat ratio, juiciness, etc. At any rate, I wasn’t going to mention it, but then I received a mysterious video clip from a reader named Dan Gillotte. The footage, shot at a secret government installation, clearly shows an enormous chicken devouring giant extruded tubes of mcnuggetized human protein. (Look out, Iraq.) And, when I compared it to this archival footage of dinosaurs feeding, I thought the similarities were uncanny.

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4 Comments

  1. Cousins Vinyl
    Posted April 15, 2007 at 8:13 pm | Permalink

    I heard B-Dubs is now declaring Thursdays their $25 T-Rex hind leg nights.

  2. ol' e cross
    Posted April 15, 2007 at 9:49 pm | Permalink

    If we can’t bring back the delicious dinosaurs, isn’t there some way we can make chickens the size of them?

    If I can’t eat myself out of a bucket of KFC the size of a house, what good is science?!

  3. egpenet
    Posted April 15, 2007 at 10:23 pm | Permalink

    Yaba daba doo! Is that Brontasaurus stew I smell as I step outta my car and head into the house? Oooh, Yah!

  4. mark
    Posted April 15, 2007 at 11:24 pm | Permalink

    And this footage of giant chickens as peace-keepers has just come to my attention.

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