the most pressing priorities facing our nation

Senate Majority Leader Bill Frist said in a Fox News interview this morning that the most pressing priorities facing our nation today are gay marriage and flag burning. If you disagree, you can reach the Senator here… I’m planning to call tomorrow to wish him a happy Memorial Day and remind him that there’s a fellow out there named Osama bin Laden who’s encouraging people around the world to wipe our country off the map. And then, if there’s still time on the machine, I might tell him about the melting glaciers.

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the battle for the hearts and minds of ypsilanti

Former Ypsilantian Steve Cherry and I have been exchanging notes lately on this lovely little town of ours and why he won’t be moving back. With his permission, I’d like to share a clip from a letter he sent earlier this afternoon:

…The Ypsi Zoning Master Plan has more or less spelled out the way Ypsilanti will be in 10, 15, 20 years, and that’s 100% sub-urban franchise-ville.

It won’t be truly walkable because Ypsilanti won’t have the businesses to sustain homes. It will have ye olde doiley shop but nowhere to get a gallon of milk or a light bulb. See, it’s the Historic District and the Water Street demolition that make inexpensive retail space a thing of the past.

There won’t be any dollar stores (which replace big box stores in urban areas) for example. Only high-rent stores will be able to open, and they don’t sell groceries or light bulbs.

So, if we’re not talking about running for council and fixing the Zoning Master Plan, we’re just talking. I’m sick of talking, I want to do things.

It takes years to take over a city government and we weren’t getting anywhere in Ypsi, just a lot of cool people talking about how nice a coffee shop would be. Ugh.

So, what do you think? Is Steve right? Are we on a path that will lead us the hell that downtown Plymouth has become? (If you haven’t been there, it’s like being inside a fucking mall.) Are we pricing ourselves out of a truly sustainable community? And, if we are, can we still stop it?

Posted in Ypsilanti | 42 Comments

curing my gay friends like they were hams

I just wanted to warn all of my homosexual friends out there (“you know who you are”) that I’ve just watched a televison show on “curing” the gay, and I’ve got this itch to try it out. So, the next time you see me, if I either 1) ask you to sit on my lap, or 2) approach you with a tennis racket, and if you don’t want to be cured, you’d better run away. (If you watch this CNN clip those references will make perfect sense.)

And, while we’re on the subject of ridiculous, offensive and ineffective methods to turn gay men straight (while taking a lot of their money in the process, no doubt), wasn’t one of the movement’s most prominent members identified soliciting sex in a gay club not too long ago?

(Thanks to be-OH-be for the link.)

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“can you hear me now?”

I just saw this sticker on a light pole in Ann Arbor. It’s no doubt the work of one of our local freedom-hating pro-terrorist groups.

(As several prominent Republicans have reminded us over the past few days, “You can’t enjoy any civil rights if you’re dead.” Therefore, it stands to reason that anyone protesting the government’s practice of recording the calls of American citizens without so much as a warrant, is a person who wants to see his fellow citizens killed by terrorists in some spectacular fashion. So, to defend liberty is to attack liberty… Got it?)

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franchises as cancer?

I know that some people in my audience are quite fond of franchises. I’m not. I think they sap the life and personality out of communities. With that said, however, I still feel bad for their owners when things go poorly. So, I’m not mentioning this because I take any pleasure in it, but because I think that it might provide an opportunity to discuss the place for chain stores and franchises in historic downtowns.

It looks as though the Quizno’s franchise in Depot Town is relocating.

I’m not sure where it’s headed to, or what the circumstances were behind the decision, but my guess is that it wouldn’t be happening if they had been successful where they were.

I’ll readily admit that there are several things that make franchises compelling. It’s hard to make a go of it in business these days, and I can see why going with a national chain might be seductive. They provide you with proven systems and advertising support, and they eliminate the need to make a lot of very difficult business decisions. (They also typically charge quite a bit for the food that they’re selling you and their services, but that’s a different matter.) For a new entrepreneur, without much experience, I can see how it might look like a good deal. I would argue that it’s not, however, good for the long-term health of a downtown. While the franchisees might make decent money, if things go well, the local economic impact pretty much ends there. Sure, there are a few low-wage, unskilled jobs created, but that’s about it. A significant portion of the profits go out of state, to the national headquarters of the licensing entity. More than that, however, the existence of chains rob an area of its individual identity, sometimes several hundred years in the making. And, in the process, I would argue, they make their areas less viable in the long-run.

Look at it this way — If all you see when you drive through Ypsilanti, or any other town, are the same stores that you have in your own town, why would you stop and spend your money?

So, yes, I feel sorry for the owner of this Quizno’s that things didn’t work, but, ultimately, I think it might be a good thing for Depot Town (which is otherwise franchise-free). Feel free to leave nasty comments, but that’s how I feel. (I feel as though franchises and chain stores have their place, but that that place is outside of town, in a strip mall.)

And, I realize there are exceptions. If a significant percentage of storefronts are empty in your town, clearly you have to do what you can to create foot traffic and bring money into the area. I can appreciate that. Fortunately, however, that wasn’t the situation here. Depot Town is, by most accounts, doing well (at least when it comes to the food service industry).

I don’t know the answer going forward. I’ve read of one town, I believe outside of Portland, that has passed legislation keeping franchises out. I don’t know that that’s necessary, but I think that, whenever possible, I’ll try to keep my money in the community by shopping in locally owned and operated stores. At the very least, I figure, we should reward those indivivuals who have decided to go the more difficult route and try to be successful on their own. And, maybe that in itself is enough to keep franchises out.

Posted in Ypsilanti | 19 Comments

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