if nero had a ball shaver

By Mark | May 30, 2006

For those of you who are keeping track of the Battle of the Ball Shavers, my nemesis, Jeff Kay, just wrote to tell me that he’s now up two-to-one. Apparently he sold another one through his site last night, to a guy that also, according to Jeff, ordered “Brokeback Mountain.” (I wonder if maybe Amazon is offering them together as some kind of package deal.)

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4 Comments

Ted Glass

Posted May 31, 2006 at 10:46 am | Permalink

The cumulative sound of all the ball-shavers in my neighborhood is absolutely deafening. And I saw a tumbleweed of pubes forming in the parking lot of my local WalMart.
Tony Buttons Esq.

Posted May 31, 2006 at 4:06 pm | Permalink

I usually shave my balls to an old VHS copy of the 1985 television special, “Howie Mandel’s Christmas.”
Hair Removal Professional

Posted August 26, 2010 at 8:37 am | Permalink

As a depilatory professional, focusing in nut sack, I find this to be incredibly offensive. Please remove it at once.
Ted

Posted August 26, 2010 at 3:14 pm | Permalink

I think it’s been over year since this site had a good ball shaving thread. What’s up with that?