life after mm.com

I just received an email from a reader on the east coast who is no longer allowed to access MM.com from work. Fortunately, however, it sounds like he’s found an equally exciting alternative. Here’s his note.

“There’s a blanket in the dryer at this French coin laundry, and it’s only a matter of time before someone comes and takes it out!”

Yup, he’s now spending his days watching dirty French people wash their clothes.

If you couldn’t come to MM.com, where would you go?

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11 Comments

  1. Posted October 20, 2004 at 7:21 pm | Permalink

    I would go to a free web anonymizer.

    If that one gets blocked try this one.

  2. Ken
    Posted October 20, 2004 at 8:41 pm | Permalink

    I’d have to go back to memorizing the bible. Let’s see where did I leave off…yes…Matthew…WHERE THE HELL IS MATTHEW IN THIS BIBLE!!

  3. Brian
    Posted October 20, 2004 at 9:17 pm | Permalink

    Watching people do laundry is when you know you’ve hit rock-bottom as a voyeur.

  4. mark
    Posted October 21, 2004 at 4:34 am | Permalink

    It just occurred to me that maybe in France people stand in the laundromat naked, waiting for their clothes to get clean. Maybe that explains the fascination.

  5. Posted October 21, 2004 at 5:55 am | Permalink

    Thanks for the sites, Steven. Unfortunately, my company is already on to them and I was Forbidden Access. ;-( Thankfully I’m not blocked from mm.com yet.

  6. Posted October 21, 2004 at 7:44 am | Permalink

    I would go insane! INSANE! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

    Or perhaps not.

  7. Tony Buttons
    Posted October 21, 2004 at 9:39 am | Permalink

    If there were no MM.com, I would poop into a glass box and sit it here on my desk.

    -Mr. Buttons

  8. mark
    Posted October 21, 2004 at 5:40 pm | Permalink

    What kind of man would say something so terrible and so cruel? I work so hard for you, Mr. Buttons, and yet you treat me like this, equating a visit to my site with the pondering of feces… And, I told myself that I’d never let you make me cry again. Damn you!

  9. Posted October 22, 2004 at 1:38 pm | Permalink

    But mark, think about how difficult it would be to poop in a glass box! The skill involved might be considered some sort of artistic homage to you.

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  11. Bad Dad
    Posted July 8, 2011 at 10:10 pm | Permalink

    If it weren’t for MarkMaynard.com, I would be parenting this afternoon.

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