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my plastic surgery wasn’t as successful as i’d hoped
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I’m glad that you thought it was funny, anonymous reader. I, unfortunately, have to live with the repercussions of my vanity for the rest of my life. I can barely register emotions on my face. It’s little consolation that my tits are fantastic and that my hair is long, blond and silky… I’ve been having to carry small cards with me these past few days that say things like, “I’m soooo mad at you!” and Scowl.