two notes before sleeping

First, a note from Collin in Colorado:

I think a great final resting place for your thong would be in the statue David’s right hand. And perhaps a ball trimmer in his left. If against all odds I win, I think I’ll donate the prize to science.

Then a note from Broadway Doug in New York:

Mark — What do you mean “we’re pregnant”? Linette is pregnant; those extra inches around your tummy are due to something else.

Will this be a happy new year? I certainly hope so, but our culture’s headlong descent into dumbness, conformity, religion, and conservatism is not much fun. Fix it, okay?

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