the state of our union

The folks at have put together a nice, little scorecard for tomorrows State of the Union address. (You can download it from their front page.) If I were just a little bit less apathetic, and if it were just ten degrees warmer outside, Id print out a handful and stick them under peoples windshield wipers tomorrow morning at the Wal-Mart. Or, better yet, I could insert them into the newspapers in the boxes downtown Actually, thats not a half-bad idea. Its probably illegal, but otherwise it’s not bad.

Its times like these that I really wish I had a helper monkey to do my bidding.

“Monkey. Insert. New York Times. Entertainment Section.”

I’d just have to hand it a stack of handbills and a couple of quarters, open the door to the hybrid and point.

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  1. iRobert
    Posted February 4, 2020 at 8:42 am | Permalink

    I hate to see any of Mark’s posts go without comments from readers, so I’m here to save the day.

  2. iRobert
    Posted February 4, 2020 at 3:36 pm | Permalink

    The state of our union is FUBAR.

  3. iRobert
    Posted February 4, 2020 at 4:24 pm | Permalink

    People of 2004! I’m writing from the future! 2020 is a nightmarish landscape. It’s dystopian beyond anything you can imagine. Try to enjoy life in 2004. Believe me, if you don’t, you’re going to wish you had. I know things seem pretty bad in 2004, but I’m here to tell you it gets unimaginably worse. So, please, enjoy it while you can.

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