The folks at TomPaine.com have put together a nice, little scorecard for tomorrows State of the Union address. (You can download it from their front page.) If I were just a little bit less apathetic, and if it were just ten degrees warmer outside, Id print out a handful and stick them under peoples windshield wipers tomorrow morning at the Wal-Mart. Or, better yet, I could insert them into the newspapers in the boxes downtown Actually, thats not a half-bad idea. Its probably illegal, but otherwise it’s not bad.
Its times like these that I really wish I had a helper monkey to do my bidding.
“Monkey. Insert. New York Times. Entertainment Section.”
I’d just have to hand it a stack of handbills and a couple of quarters, open the door to the hybrid and point.
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I hate to see any of Mark’s posts go without comments from readers, so I’m here to save the day.
The state of our union is FUBAR.
People of 2004! I’m writing from the future! 2020 is a nightmarish landscape. It’s dystopian beyond anything you can imagine. Try to enjoy life in 2004. Believe me, if you don’t, you’re going to wish you had. I know things seem pretty bad in 2004, but I’m here to tell you it gets unimaginably worse. So, please, enjoy it while you can.