Question: What does an unemployed nuclear physicist do to fill his days?
Answer: He analyzes the substance inside his friends hand.
If you own a business of some kind in the Portland area and would like to hire the man who created this piece (as the kids would say, hes got mad skills as a programmer), please send me an e-mail. I need for him to find work. I didnt mind so much when he was adding S&M stuff and drug paraphernalia into photos of my parents, but now hes hitting a bit too close to home. My foot-care is no ones business but my own.
Seriously, if you do have any job leads in Portland, let me know. Daves a great guy and hes brilliant. If I had a company of my own, hed be the first guy Id hire.
