As shitty as things are these days, there are still a few things that give me pleasure. And one of those things is watching old school conservatives, like Bill Kristol and George Will, slowly come to the realization that, in Donald Trump, they’ve created a monster that’s not only going to destroy their beloved Republican Party, but, quite possibly, life on earth as we know it. It doesn’t exactly make up for all the bad stuff, but, every time I see one of them inch a little father into the light, it puts a smile on my face. And I had a huge smile on my face earlier today, when I happened across Kristol on Twitter earlier today, wondering out-loud about this mysterious transformation that he was going through… So, like the father of a child going through puberty, I tried, as best I could, to explain these strange, new feelings he was having.
It’s called evolution. Congratulations, Bill. Welcome to dry land.
— Mark Maynard (@MarkAMaynard) November 21, 2017
Soon, if you're anything like the others, you'll feel a sharp twinge in your chest. Don't worry. It'll pass. It's just your vestigial heart beginning to grow. pic.twitter.com/9NSFyEun2V
— Mark Maynard (@MarkAMaynard) November 21, 2017
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There was more, but I think you get the point.
one of your best
Thanks.
OMG Mark this is freaking brilliant!!!
Billie Crystal owes you his life.