I couldn’t pass up the opportunity to add “pooping jewels” to my list of tags.
[photo credit: Kristin Schrader]
I guess all dolls do now, but I feel compelled to share the observation that she has eyes like Ukrainian Barbie.
I poop Bitcoins and Monocles.
Just like this company shits out products.
I thought I was the only one.
“Doctor, doctor, I’m shitting blood….. diamonds!”
I ate a diamond once, but I never had an opportunity to poop it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZGS6N3zG4o
It’s not mentioned on the packaging, but every time a jewel passes through the sphincter, it also plays the first four seconds of my song Who Will Save Your Soul.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-LukEq643Mk
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I guess all dolls do now, but I feel compelled to share the observation that she has eyes like Ukrainian Barbie.
I poop Bitcoins and Monocles.
Just like this company shits out products.
I thought I was the only one.
“Doctor, doctor, I’m shitting blood….. diamonds!”
I ate a diamond once, but I never had an opportunity to poop it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZGS6N3zG4o
It’s not mentioned on the packaging, but every time a jewel passes through the sphincter, it also plays the first four seconds of my song Who Will Save Your Soul.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-LukEq643Mk