This was a lot better before I noticed that she had a dog

jewelpoop

I couldn’t pass up the opportunity to add “pooping jewels” to my list of tags.

[photo credit: Kristin Schrader]

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7 Comments

  1. Posted March 30, 2014 at 1:13 pm | Permalink

    I guess all dolls do now, but I feel compelled to share the observation that she has eyes like Ukrainian Barbie.

    UkranianBarbie

  2. anonymous
    Posted March 30, 2014 at 1:21 pm | Permalink

    I poop Bitcoins and Monocles.

  3. Zap
    Posted March 30, 2014 at 2:31 pm | Permalink

    Just like this company shits out products.

  4. Gwenthy Paltrow
    Posted March 30, 2014 at 5:06 pm | Permalink

    I thought I was the only one.

  5. Eel
    Posted March 30, 2014 at 11:00 pm | Permalink

    “Doctor, doctor, I’m shitting blood….. diamonds!”

  6. Szell
    Posted March 31, 2014 at 8:06 am | Permalink

    I ate a diamond once, but I never had an opportunity to poop it.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZGS6N3zG4o

  7. Jewel
    Posted March 31, 2014 at 8:25 am | Permalink

    It’s not mentioned on the packaging, but every time a jewel passes through the sphincter, it also plays the first four seconds of my song Who Will Save Your Soul.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-LukEq643Mk

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