This was a lot better before I noticed that she had a dog

By Mark | March 30, 2014

I couldn’t pass up the opportunity to add “pooping jewels” to my list of tags.

[photo credit: Kristin Schrader]

Mark

Posted March 30, 2014 at 1:13 pm | Permalink

I guess all dolls do now, but I feel compelled to share the observation that she has eyes like Ukrainian Barbie.
anonymous

Posted March 30, 2014 at 1:21 pm | Permalink

I poop Bitcoins and Monocles.
Zap

Posted March 30, 2014 at 2:31 pm | Permalink

Just like this company shits out products.
Gwenthy Paltrow

Posted March 30, 2014 at 5:06 pm | Permalink

I thought I was the only one.
Eel

Posted March 30, 2014 at 11:00 pm | Permalink

“Doctor, doctor, I’m shitting blood….. diamonds!”
Szell

Posted March 31, 2014 at 8:06 am | Permalink

I ate a diamond once, but I never had an opportunity to poop it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZGS6N3zG4o
Jewel

Posted March 31, 2014 at 8:25 am | Permalink

It’s not mentioned on the packaging, but every time a jewel passes through the sphincter, it also plays the first four seconds of my song Who Will Save Your Soul.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-LukEq643Mk