With top Nevada Republicans coming forward to endorse her Democratic rival, Harry Reid, Tea Party sweetheart Sharron Angle has had to ratchet things up a bit in her campaign for Senate. Not only is she claiming in a new ad that Reid wants to give Viagra to convicted child molesters (it’s apparently vitally important to Reid that child molesters have raging, four-hour boners), but she’s stirring up the Tea Party base with stories of once lovely American communities, like Dearborn, Michigan and Frankford, Texas, where people are are now being forced to live under Sharia law. “I don’t know how that happened in the United States,” said Angle. But, apparently it has happened, and the men and women of Dearborn and Frankford now find themselves having to live under strict Islamic law, instead of our beloved Constitution. Well, maybe not the people of Frankford, seeing as how that town doesn’t actually even exist, but certainly in Dearborn.
As I live in the same Congressional district as the people of Dearborn, I expect that the edict will come down soon that we have to comply with Sharia law as well, and, other than having to throw all of my bacon away and getting burkas for the women folk in my family, I’m wondering how it’ll impact us. So, if you live in Dearborn, I’d appreciate it if you could leave a comment and fill me in. If I’m going to have to start washing my feet, I’d like to know now, so I can start preparing myself. (As it is, I shower with plastic bags over my feet to keep them from becoming clean. It’s a Scientology thing.)