What’s the worst movie of the year?

While the rest of the world is focused on the Cannes film festival, I thought that maybe we could take a few minutes tonight to talk about the worst movie of the year. Judging from the trailers that I’ve seen, I think it’s going to be a toss up between…


And Tommy and the Cool Mule:

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  1. Furball
    Posted May 17, 2009 at 10:15 pm | Permalink

    Once again, you and me are on the SAME WAVE LENGTH!

    Those are actually my two favorite movies of the year, trust me, I’m not alone. Goobie, especially, was a huge hit among the community.

    I actually got “Goobie, because everybody needs a friend” tattooed on my left thigh.

    It’s true. Everybody needs a furry friend. I think that’s what you’re really saying here, am I right or am I right?

  2. Patrick
    Posted May 17, 2009 at 11:50 pm | Permalink

    Jackie, the Cool Mule, voiced by “Ice T” said, “I pity the fool….” That really seems to sum up the whole movie pretty well.
    How good would that movie have been if Mr. T (not Ice T.) had played the mule, the dog, Kevin Sorbo’s part, the little boy’s part, the boy’s big sister’s part, and the mother’s part? Then, at least, it would have been based loosely upon a true story. They could have used CG to kind of paste Mr.T’s face over the mule’s face.
    And why didn’t they make Gooby a huge, ancient, furry, Maori warrior brought back from the past to save the inhabitants of Greenland from a neo-Nazi invasion instead? Played by “The Rock”, of course.

  3. EL
    Posted May 18, 2009 at 12:55 am | Permalink

    I think maybe in the non-kid movie category Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus, starring Debbie Gibson and Lorenzo Lamas…


  4. Posted May 18, 2009 at 10:09 am | Permalink

    Ok. I saw that Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus trailer over the weekend and I am still wondering if it is real. If it is real, it is going to be soooo fun. I love bad movies and sometimes deliberately bad movies are the most fun.

  5. Paw
    Posted May 18, 2009 at 11:16 am | Permalink

    Sharks eating airplanes should be a whole genre.

  6. Paw
    Posted May 18, 2009 at 11:18 am | Permalink

    Pedobear, is that you?


  7. Tyler
    Posted May 18, 2009 at 12:00 pm | Permalink

    I say Hannah Montana: The Movie was probably the worst.

  8. Posted May 18, 2009 at 4:12 pm | Permalink

    Gooby reminded me of this:

  9. watching laughing
    Posted May 18, 2009 at 6:36 pm | Permalink

    Okay, I’m stating a movie from 1988, if that’s okay?
    The movie was so bad; I had to buy it years later.
    Fresh Horses.
    So, bad, it was to horrible to not buy and have a copy of it.

  10. Posted May 18, 2009 at 9:28 pm | Permalink

    And that was lovely, David. Thank you.

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