on tasers and wooden teeth in ypsilanti

You might have seen it. There was an article in Wired a few days ago about taser parties and how they might be the new big thing in suburban network marketing. First it was Tupperware. Then it was dildos. And now it’s apparently tasers. Women get together, they laugh, they drink, they buy potentially lethal weapons created solely for the administration of pain. And that, my friends, is how torture goes mainstream, and why no one seems to give a fuck about the waterboarding of individuals held without charge in secret U.S. prisons.

And, while we’re on the subject, did you hear about the police crackdown on protesters today in New Orleans? Here’s a clip from the Yahoo News coverage:

Police used chemical spray and stun guns Thursday as dozens of protesters tried to force their way into a packed City Council chamber during a debate on the planned demolition of some 4,500 public housing units…

“Is this what democracy looks like?” said Bill Quigley, a Loyola University law professor who opposes demolition, as he held a strand of Taser wire he said had been shot into another of the protesters…

I don’t want to confuse tasering with waterboarding, but did you also happen to hear the other day what Republican Senator Kit Bond said about waterborading? He said it was “like swimming.” Anyway, this all brings me to the subject of tonight’s post — a letter I received from a reader today. Here it is:

So I was running errands last night and stopped at the Speedway at Packard and Carpenter to grab something to drink. As I was paying for my purchase, a gas station employee came in and asked the attendant behind the counter, “Where’s the taser?”

I thought, no, it can’t be what I’m thinking. It must be some sort of gas station tool, like maybe those long sticks that they dip into the underground gas storage tanks to measure the gas.

Attendant: I don’t know.
2nd gas station employee: You had it last.
Attendant: I don’t know where it is. Why do you need it? Who’s causing trouble?
2nd gas station employee: The lady with the wooden teeth.

I left the station feeling just a bit alarmed. I walked out into the parking lot, expecting a crazed woman with wooden teeth to come around the corner and attack me.

I didn’t see any crazies so I got into my car. The gas station employee walked out carrying two trash bags and threw one in the direction of the dumpster, but ended up hitting the bathroom building next to it. Then he lit a cigarette and stood waiting outside of the bathroom door. I assume the wooden teeth lady was inside. I stuck around for a while to see what would happen, but the gas station dude was looking at me and I got the creeps.

Are normal people (Steve Pierce, gas station attendants) allowed to just have tasers? I was thinking maybe they had a fake thing that they use to intimidate people, but it seems like that would be illegal, too.

The reference to Steve Pierce, I believe, was prompted by a comment left in the wake of an earlier discussion on tasers when someone said that he carried a taser while patrolling Michigan Avenue on his Segway.

So what the hell’s going on here? Are there a lot of Ypsilantians out there packing tasers? Will we all have tasers one day?

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cutting the heads off of your childhood unicorns

My friend Andrea just alerted me to the fact that someone in Ann Arbor has decided to part with their childhood unicorn collection. From the photos, it looks like there are about 20-some ceramic unicorns, a few music boxes, and a couple of paintings. According to the posting on Craigslist, the person says they’d be willing to entertain any offer. I just wrote and offered $5 for all of their heads. We’ll see what happens.

Speaking of severed unicorn heads, the new store is up and running. If you have a chance over the holiday, drop in and say hello.

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waiting beneath the skylight in the basement for my mri

I’m sitting in a basement waiting room at the hospital. My head has an appointment with an MRI scanner. I don’t anticipate they’ll find anything terrible, but you never know. I suppose something may be in there, pressing on my brain, and making me dizzy. More likely, however, my migraines are just evolving (lucky me) to include severe vertigo in addition to the terrifying confusion and near blindness.

I’m sitting beneath a fake skylight. It’s after 9:00 at night, freezing cold and pitch dark outside, but I’m sitting under a beautifully clear summer sky. It’s kind of three-dimensional. You get the sense that you’re looking up between branches. It reminds me of when Clementine was a newborn and we used to stand beneath the trees in our yard, watching the leaves flutter in the wind. I guess this skylight is supposed to calm the people here, like me, thinking about brain tumors wrapped around their brain stems like little black octopi, and other bad things. Linette and I have a friend that used to work here in the hospital. His job was to design environments that would create less stress. He very well might have put this skylight in. I’ll have to ask him. These days, he’s an interior designer in Chicago. I don’t think he’d admit to it now, but he is, or at least he was, a gay Bush supporter. He is, or at least was, my only Log Cabin Republican friend. Linette is sitting beside me, reading one of their old “People” magazines…

[This is the point where they came for me. I’ll try to finish the story tomorrow night. I’m back home now and I want to go to bed.]

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john edwards closing the gap in iowa

Our friend Robert is still in Iowa, working for the Edwards campaign. He just sent the following update.

In addition to the visits from movie stars, we have had a lot of people coming in from other parts of the country to volunteer. The campaign is doing what it can to find housing for these people, but space is pretty limited. Staff and local supporters are offering up their spare bedrooms, dens, basements and living room floors in some cases. It’s a difficult thing to manage, as things are picking up rapidly in the race here.

Like the Edwards campaign, the Hillary and Obama campaigns are also obviously picking up steam and speed. A lot of the staff people from each of the campaigns are looking increasingly stressed, tired, and frantic. Everybody seems to still be holding things together at this point though. None of the campaigns appear to be coming apart…yet.

I don’t believe the suggestions in the press that Obama is making strides in this state. Though his campaign engages in a lot of high visibility and spends lavishly, actual support for him seems pretty weak and shallow here. To be fair, Obama is at several disadvantages through no fault of his own or of his campaign. The obvious one is the fact that Iowa simply has a relatively small percentages of urban and black populations. Also, on the day of the caucuses, college students, another group with which Obama enjoys strong support, will be home for the holidays, effectively diluting their preferences amongst their rural and suburban hometown neighbors. Another factor is delegate allocation. Obama’s strongest numbers are in precincts which have fewer delegates allocated to them, because delegates have been allocated to precincts based on democratic turnout in the previous election. Though this is not a huge factor, it still may make a difference for Obama of a few dozen delegates statewide. With all these circumstances working against him, a first or second place finish in Iowa would be a stunning triumph if he were to somehow manage it. I’d give him less than 1 on 10 chance of winning here, and probably less than a 1 in 5 chance of placing better than third.

Hillary’s campaign may be experiencing some slippage recently, but her campaign organization is pretty solid and most of her support is very loyal. It helps too that she is well funded. I wouldn’t expect her to ever fall below a 2nd place finish. If the caucuses were today, I’d say she’d have better than a 40% chance of winning it.

Edwards does have a very real shot at winning this thing in Iowa. His campaign structure is the best, and his support is probably the most loyal amongst the top tier candidates. He has a set of advantages which put him in a good position to start with. He campaigned in this state all through 2003 and 2004, when he established a rapport with a large segment of the population here. He came in second in the 2004 caucuses and has held much of that support to this day. He’s also picked up a lot of the Kerry support from four years ago, being a logical step over in many people’s minds. He’s even drawn quite a bit of support from more independent Republicans who see no viable challenger to the status quo amongst their party’s candidates.

In the time I’ve spent with the Edwards campaign here, I have become worried about a few things. For one, they have very limited financial resources. The good thing about that is that they are spending very miserly. However, I can see where that mentality is leading to developing problems in the longer run. Another thing which I’m a little worried about is the lack of experience of many of the area field organizers. They tend to be pretty young, and not as systematic and focused as they might otherwise be. At higher levels of the campaign I am concerned that there are few people who have much experience with the uglier things that happen in a race which is as important and competitive as this one is.

Even with the problems, I think the Edwards campaign has enough to pull off a win here. It won’t be an overwhelming one, or even a very comfortable one if these problems persist, but it is still very do-able. In my opinion, if the caucuses were suddenly held today by surprise, Edwards would win. However, that’s not the situation of course. We have over two weeks to the caucuses. Many powerful and well-funded interests out there stand to lose a great deal if a guy like Edwards were to get into the White House. They’re not going to sit back and just watch from the sidelines as that situation potentially develops. I am fully expecting a serious attempt to torpedo the Edwards campaign immediately before or closely after the Iowa caucus. I am hoping they are anticipating it as best they can.

There are many ways in which people can help the campaign. At this point, money is the campaign’s most pressing and immediate need. I can assure you they are spending it very wisely, strategically and efficiently. Currently, financial donations to the campaign mainly go to radio and TV ads here and in New Hampshire.

People can also help by writing letters to editors and forwarding them to the campaign at iowa@johnedwards.com. We need to try to counter the lack of press coverage which Edwards is receiving due to his corporate-critical message. I also want to encourage Michiganders who support any of the candidates to get out and vote “uncommitted” in the Michigan Primary. If we send a delegation of uncommitted votes to the national convention, we are likely to get our voting rights granted back to us there by the national committee.

If you were thinking about taking a fun New Years vacation to some exotic location, why not make it to beautiful Des Moines, or Cedar Rapids, or Waterloo? You have to admit, it would certainly make for a memorable New Year’s vacation. The campaign could certainly use the volunteer help. Just don’t be upset if you end up doing data entry for most of your stay.

And, for those of you that don’t trust Robert’s interpretation, the folks at “Newsweek” also seem to think that he’s got a shot. Here’s a clip from their current issue’s cover story:

…For months, Edwards has been rounding up support in the state’s rural precincts where the front runners have paid less attention. While Obama and Clinton have drawn crowds in the thousands in places like Des Moines and Ames, Edwards has been winning over people in tiny towns like Sac City (population: 2,189). Even if he loses to Obama and Clinton in the state’s bigger cities, he hopes he can still win by wrapping up smaller, far-flung precincts that other candidates have ignored. “The bulk of our support is in small and medium counties,” says Jennifer O’Malley, Edwards’s Iowa state director. O’Malley says Edwards has visited all 99 counties in the state; the campaign has so far trained captains covering 90 percent of all 1,781 precincts. Rural voters are sometimes reluctant to caucus, so the campaign has been enlisting respected community leaders to encourage first-timers to get past their apathy or fear…

I don’t know that I could sell Clementine and Linette on the idea of driving to Iowa for the holidays, working a few 16-hour days, and sleeping in pile of unwashed and wide-eyed populists on the floor of someone’s collapsing barn, but the idea of helping Edwards win Iowa sounds pretty damned tempting. Maybe I’ll pack them up in the car on Christmas morning and not tell them where we’re heading. And, in the meantime, maybe I’ll make another contribution online.

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ypsi’s corner health center

At a meeting tonight, a friend handed me a letter sent to him by the Director of Ypsilanti’s Corner Health Center. Here’s how it began:

First, the bad news. The Corner Health Center is experiencing record cuts in funding this year. Our United Way funding was cut $43,000 over the last two years.,

We lost $35,000 in grant support for family planning. In addition, we are no longer able to purchase contraceptives at government pricing. The Corner will pay an additional $77,000 this year to purchase contraceptives at retail prices so that low-income young women have access to low cost birth control to prevent unintended pregnancies.

Financial support from other programs, such as the $100,000 we’ve been receiving for the county safety net providers has been cut by almost 50%. Medicaid reimbursements cover less than 40% of the actual cost of care. Approximately 45% of patients have Medicaid and another 45% have no insurance at all.

As a result, we made some difficult decisions this year to make sure that our doors remain open to all young people who need medical care. In order to balance The Corner’s over-stressed budget for FY08, we had to reduce both of our nursing positions to part-time and also use $45,000 from our operational reserves…

That’s as much as I got through transcribing, but you get the point — funds are dropping off precipitously as demand for services keep growing. The Corner Health Center, like so many non-profits here in the Michigan, is being pushed far beyond the breaking point. If you’ve finished your holiday shopping and still have a few dollars left over, please consider giving a few dollars. It’ll make you feel good, and it could make a huge difference in someone’s life.

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