What about a brand of bottled water with a higher retail price-point than Bling H2O, called Precious Bodily Fluid? The plastic bottles could themselves be sealed inside of plastic containers to doubly ensure freshness. And we could advertise that each bottle has been shipped around the world – TWICE! I wonder how much it would cost to get a few celebrities to carry tiny bottles of it around Los Angeles.
[This post was brought to you by Dr. Strangelove, the Talking Heads, Harriet Miers, John Cusak, Lindsay Lohan, and the new Democratic frontrunner, candidate Goatse.]
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Get Lindsay Lohan before she’s dead. She’d look great chugging an airplane-sized bottle of Essence.
(By “airplane-sized”, I don’t mean the size of an airplane. I mean the size of the booze bottles you buy on an airplane.)
“Replenish your precious bodily fluids with General Jack Ripper’s Essence, now available at Neiman Marcus.”
And I just donated $1,000 to the Goatse. I like what he stands for.
Great idea! Bottled plasma! Wouldn’t need it in a pint, though. Half-pints would do. Wouldn’t taste too good though, kind’a ozzy and salty. Need to flavor it.
Has the name Precious Blood Plasma been used yet?