rip moves into the lead

OK, I’m incredibly jealous. I’ve just been catching up on Rip Taylor’s blog and apparently he’s got some new technology that allows him to put his face of vegetables… See, that’s exactly what happens when you let your guard down for a minute in the cutthroat world of professional blogging. Everyone’s looking for that edge… So, now I’ve got to play catch-up… So, can someone out there put my face on a cantaloupe, or a plantain, or something, please? I don’t ask for much, and this would really mean a lot to me. I hate to lose to Rip Taylor. I always have, and I always will.

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  1. mark
    Posted January 11, 2005 at 9:52 pm | Permalink

    And can someone out there tell me how to wrap text around an image? I’m tired of always having to stack stuff like this.

  2. Dick Cheney's Extending Taint
    Posted January 11, 2005 at 11:36 pm | Permalink

    Try sticking an "align=’right’" into your image tag. Like this:

    <img src="myImages/myImage.jpg" align="right">

    If that doesn’t work put this whole line before the <img src=…> tag:.

    <table align=right cellspacing=3><tr><td>

    *And* put this after the <img src=…> tag:


    Put the text you want to wrap around the image after the image tag. You can
    change the "align=right" in the first line to "align=left"
    if you want the image on the left.

    Oh yeah,

  3. MattK
    Posted January 12, 2005 at 7:25 am | Permalink

    I try not to comment here, but does Rip Taylor have anything comparable to your sweet potato photos posted? And does Rip eat the vegetables after photographing them?

  4. Mr. Smallwood
    Posted January 12, 2005 at 9:18 am | Permalink

    And would someone please tell Rip to turn the Caps Lock off?

  5. Posted January 12, 2005 at 11:58 am | Permalink

    He types like he talks. Loud.

    At least your site is far better looking than his, Mark.

    And here you go. It’s not a veggie, but I hope it’ll do:

    And in case the picture won’t post in comments, here’s the link:

  6. dan from austin
    Posted January 13, 2005 at 7:37 pm | Permalink

    Rip Taylor’s blog is written in a kind of cross between Andy Warhol’s diaries and the celebrity watching gossip columnist at the Onion. Pretty funny. And how th fuck did he get a star on the Hollywood walk of fame? Do stars (if you can call him that) pay for their own star to be included. Where the hell is Brett SOmmers star, then?

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