exclusive…. bush to read about pet goat at convention

I have a very reliable informant inside the Republican National Committee who tells me that Bush plans to take the stage at the convention Wednesday night, position himself in a tiny chair, and then read a story about a small pet goat, all while images of the 9/11 attacks unfold in real-time behind him… From what I have heard, the rehearsals have been spectacular.

And to think, they want to make leadership the cornerstone of this campaign (or at least the part of the campaign that’s not being fought in the mud, by shell organizations like the Flotilla of Douche-Bags.)

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