a terrible thing happens to mark

So, I was drinking at the bar, minding my own business, when out of nowhere two crazy, drunken old barflies sit down on either side of me. Before I can react, one leans over and puts her tongue deep into my ear canal as the other one starts frantically clicking photos… Then, today, I receive an email with the following photos attached.

The first shot clearly shows me unaware of what’s about to happen as the more frightening of the two readies her lizard-like tongue. The second shot shows me disgusted, as my nasty attacker cleans saliva and earwax from the corners of her mouth.

Let this be a lesson to all of you who are considering a career in blogging… You will sooner or later become the object of some terrifying persons dementia.

I will never leave the house again.

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