If Kathy Irelands Peace Rug is really as great as people say it is, if it can really stop people from having angry feelings, then why arent we just carpet bombing the Arab world with them?
(note: I think thats the best pun youre ever likely to see here at MM.com.)
Seriously, if this magical rug of Kathy Irelands can really resolve conflicts, why dont we just confiscate every Muslim prayer rug in every mosque throughout the entire Middle East and replace it with one? Theres your fucking solution to terrorism. Done. Now we can move on to other pressing issues, like the defense of marriage.
