A young man in Pennsylvania by the name of Kez Panel just sent this photo in. Apparently, he wants to know what it was that I had in my hand last weekend.
Well, Kez, have you ever seen Pulp Fiction? Do you remember the briefcase that Vincent and Jules are sent to collect for Marsellus? Remember how it glowed when people opened it? Well, I was carrying around in my hand what they carried around in the briefcase Its Peter Pans friend, Tinkerbell. Just as this photo was snapped, I was preparing to toss her into my mouth and chew her up.
Goodnight, kids.