My friend Kez wanted you all to experience the 12 STDs of Christmas. Its quite beautiful.
Oh, and my friend Patty suggested that I wear a shirt that says Baby Hater on Christmas.
I guess thats all the holiday news I have for today.
Oh, theres something else from Kez. He has a great gift to recommend, a home DNA test kit for kids.
Guess what, dad, Im not your son. And thats not a food stain on the couch.
