a casual observation

For all of you who are considering a career in blogging, heres a little tip, a little something I just figured out by going over the webstats for MM.com:

References to Jesus, no matter how humorous you think that they might be, are not good for business.

My new theory, which I’m sure will one day be taught as Maynards Law, is that readership drops by 10% every time the name Christ is invoked. Conversely, every time the name Paris Hilton is mentioned, there seems to be a little jump in traffic. Other words have similar effects.

Now, in order to bring things back to a point of equilibrium, I will be mentioning a few of these words and phrases. (If you’re a small child, you may want to hide your eyes.)

Paris Hilton
Paris Hilton
Paris Hilton
Olsen Twins + Worn Socks
Sperm Hat
Buttocks
Panties

OK, I think I might have overcompensated just a bit, so

Our Heavenly Father

There, everything should be back to normal now.

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