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First of all, I want to thank those of you who have ordered the Iggy Pop shirts and Ypsipanties. You are my true friends. Other people say they are my friends, but I now know the truth. I, like President Bush when he was assembling his Coalition of the Willing, now know whos with me and whos on the side of non-panty-wearing Muslim extremists

Some of you, I am proud to say, have really stepped up to the plate and done your part for America. From the 19 year old hairdresser in Kansas City to the middle-aged professor of accounting in Land of Lakes, Wisconsin, the women of America are rallying behind the Ypsipanty and they are standing up against evil-doers. And men and women alike, Republican and Democrat, straight and gay, ugly and beautiful, are reaching out for Iggy Pop was born in Ypsilanty t-shirts. It is a beautiful thing to see. It reminds me of the time right after September 11 when our nations leaders held hands and sang God Bless America on the steps of the capital building.

Take that you Taliban sons-of-bitches. Our women are wearing comfortable panties. Our people of both sexes are celebrating their punk rock heritage For every shoe bomb you build, another hundred Ypsipanties make their way to Mecca You cannot stop the flow of butt comfort.

Oh, and to the woman in Ohio who suggested hosting an Ypsipanty Party, I say, You go, sister! Thats the spirit!

There are a million and one such stories of inspiration.

Here is one other. This man went to heroic lengths in order to be able to wear his Ypsipanties comfortably.

OK, that was just a joke. (Someone sent me that link earlier and I knew that I had to stick it somewhere. Sorry.) We have sold a few t-shirts and Ypsipanties though and I would like to thank those of you who have ordered. It means a lot to me.

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