This is the guy I mentioned yesterday, the actor who portrayed my hero, Don Knotts, in Monday night’s NBC movie, the “Unauthorized Biography of Threes Company.” I hope you find it as shocking as I do… Who would cast a fucking child, a guy who looks as though he’s yet to shave, to play the one and only Love God, Don Knotts?
And this, ladies and gentlemen, is the real Don Knotts! Mother fucking Don Knotts in the HOUSE! (I get excited when I think about Don Knotts. Sorry.)
This, believe it or not, angers me a hell of a lot more than being lied to about the threat of weapons of mass destruction and the necessity of tax cuts for the wealthiest Americans. This, I think, might actually cause me to turn off the Tivo, get off my fat ass and write a letter of complaint to someone.
