Linette just got mad at me. She said that, on this site, I portray her as a monkey with breasts. I vehemently denied it, until I realized what she was talking about that I had, a few days ago, posted a photo from the Museum of Natural History in New York of an ape-like hominid female with flat, hairy breasts and said it was her… Oh, I said in my defense.
She is actually quite beautiful. I didnt think that I needed to say it here, but that wasnt actually her in the photo. As I just mentioned, it was a replica of a distant human ancestor. If anyone was confused by that, I apologize.
Whats more, my wife is not covered in little bits of deep fried fish coating. She has a healthy diet and, even if she didnt, she would not have bits of fried food embedded in her clothing. She is as clean as she is beautiful.
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Monkeys do, in fact have breasts, but humans are not monkeys so the comparison is not appropriate. I hope that you have made amends with Linette.
“She is as clean as she is beautiful.”
I need to remember this line for the next time I have to introduce her at a Rotary function or something.