My old friend Jeff Kay called a few days ago He called long distance, in the middle of the day, so I knew it was important. As I looked at the screen of my cell-phone and saw it flashing the name Kay, I thought that maybe one of his coworkers had caught him blogging on the job, or that perhaps his sister-in-law, Nancy, had finally stumbled across one of his hilarious essays about her and her narcissistic, shower-fucking, banana-nostrilled husband… Fortunately, as I soon found out, there was no such crisis in the Surf Report compound, just a breaking news item Jeff felt that he absolutely had to share And that, my invisible friends, is how I came to find out about the dentist who was shooting syringes full of sperm into the mouths of his unknowing female patients and then telling them to swallow.
hey, thats not crest
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