I have no idea what you’re talking about Brackache… And, concerning the creature recently found out west, I hear the DNA identifies it as some kind of human-opossum hybrid, which, in my book, is like a million times more scary than a plain old Bigfoot.
The verb is affect, with an “a.” Effect, with an “e,” is a noun. I deliberately misspelled “quantity,” using the Chick Inn English spelling of “quanity,” so you wouldn’t be too humiliated.
Unless I misremember my highschool English class, in which case, I stand retarded.
Ah, nevermind, I see the old spelling has gone down the old memory hole.
The thing is, I didn’t really find a bigfoot corpse in my yard and drag it into my freezer, as has been reported by local news agencies…. In actuality, it just kind of grew there. It started as a moldy lump of sausage a month ago.
Mark, that’s a silly question. The value all depends on which half is rotten and which half is good. If the freezer burn is on the good side, you may have something.
Brack, everyone knows that once the temperature reaches negative degrees KEVIN, that Bigfoots lose their ability to spell, even their own names.
You southerners are all the same with your exaggerated bigfeet.
Did you have a bigfoot costume lying around already, mark, or did you buy it special just for this one blog photo… perhaps telling yourself you’d use it again in the future for the shadow art fair or something down the road?
And, to answer your question, yes, I’ve had this particular mask for quite a while. I enjoy wearing it around the house after work. It helps me to unwind.
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Not the quality (as sasquatch can spell even in subzero temperatures), but it will affect the quanity. Cold has the effect of making them randy.
It’s hard to make a spelling correction funny.
I have no idea what you’re talking about Brackache… And, concerning the creature recently found out west, I hear the DNA identifies it as some kind of human-opossum hybrid, which, in my book, is like a million times more scary than a plain old Bigfoot.
The verb is affect, with an “a.” Effect, with an “e,” is a noun. I deliberately misspelled “quantity,” using the Chick Inn English spelling of “quanity,” so you wouldn’t be too humiliated.
Unless I misremember my highschool English class, in which case, I stand retarded.
Ah, nevermind, I see the old spelling has gone down the old memory hole.
Carry on.
And, here, in case you haven’t seen it, is their freezer bifgoot.
The thing is, I didn’t really find a bigfoot corpse in my yard and drag it into my freezer, as has been reported by local news agencies…. In actuality, it just kind of grew there. It started as a moldy lump of sausage a month ago.
Mark, that’s a silly question. The value all depends on which half is rotten and which half is good. If the freezer burn is on the good side, you may have something.
Brack, everyone knows that once the temperature reaches negative degrees KEVIN, that Bigfoots lose their ability to spell, even their own names.
This is why the freezer burn is so crucial.
Obviously, for cloning porpoises.
Thank you Mark, Brackache, and Cousin Geoff for brightening up my morning!
You southerners are all the same with your exaggerated bigfeet.
Did you have a bigfoot costume lying around already, mark, or did you buy it special just for this one blog photo… perhaps telling yourself you’d use it again in the future for the shadow art fair or something down the road?
I call copywrite infringement! That’s a screen capture from my film ‘Let’s Fuck Something in the Ice Box’.
If, before you sell it, you freeze it in a block of ice, it’ll give you enough time to get away with the loot:
http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/World-News/Bigfoot-Hoax-Fools-Expert-Tracker-In-Georgia-USA/Article/200808315082251?lpos=World%2BNews_0&lid=ARTICLE_15082251_Bigfoot%2BHoax%2BFools%2BExpert%2BTracker%2BIn%2BGeorgia%252C%2BUSA%2B
And, to answer your question, yes, I’ve had this particular mask for quite a while. I enjoy wearing it around the house after work. It helps me to unwind.
And, yeah, what a big surprise it was that the other freezer bigfoot wasn’t real. I’m completely flabbergasted.
I knew it. We all like to unwind. We should unwind together sometime.
The two men behind the bigfoot hoax now claim to be hunting dinosaurs.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2008/aug/20/usa3?gusrc=rss&feed=worldnews
And a lot of loot it was. According to some sources, the men took as much as $50,000 before disappearing:
http://www.theage.com.au/world/bigfoot-nothing-but-a-rubber-costume-20080820-3yf1.html
They’ll never be found.
They know all the best bigfoot and dinosaur hiding places.
TMZ ripped you off!
http://www.tmz.com/2008/08/21/abominable-snowman-found/
Did you read about the thousands of dead birds in Arkansas?
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20110103/ap_on_fe_st/us_odd_dead_birds_arkansas
Shit, that’s weird.
No, but it will absolutely ruin the taste.
Just trim the freezer burned segments before cooking. I’d also use gravy from a can.