Meanwhile in Ypsilanti


I’m not sure why Chris Sandon brought this particular local job opportunity to my attention, as I’m notoriously rude and unprofessional during my coital piercing sessions, but I like that I’m the first person he thinks of when things like this cross his desk.

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  1. Steve Swan
    Posted June 27, 2014 at 8:39 am | Permalink

    I’m looking for someone rude to brand me at the moment of ejaculation.

  2. anonymous
    Posted June 27, 2014 at 8:55 am | Permalink

    My guess is that 80% of the Ypsilantians that I know would do this for free.

  3. Eel
    Posted June 27, 2014 at 9:09 am | Permalink

    I feel bad for Mr. Sandon that he couldn’t just come out and ask you directly, but felt it necessary to hide behind an anonymous Craigslist post. No one should be ashamed to ask Mark Maynard to pierce his girlfriend while love making.

  4. Dam Arber
    Posted June 27, 2014 at 2:40 pm | Permalink

    I’d like someone to tattoo this scene across my back while I poop.

  5. Posted July 4, 2014 at 6:07 pm | Permalink

    Ad still up. Apparently nobody has met his price point.

    Many Thanks!

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