As I have no hands to type with tonight, this is all you’re going to get in the way of commentary. Sorry.
[This was typed with the author’s feet.]
As I have no hands to type with tonight, this is all you’re going to get in the way of commentary. Sorry.
[This was typed with the author’s feet.]
12 Comments
It’s a good thing you weren’t watching this while trying to conceive.
@ 27.14. LIKE!
We should fly Chris Hedges and Bill Kunstler in for an “Ypsilanti Hopelessness Festival” in Riverside Park. It could be huge!
Where can I get a Chris Hedges t-shirt? Do such things exist?
Bright fellow, but seems a bit like a pompous asshole to me. I did this, I did that, I lived here therefore I know more than you, I speak the language, I went to the Harvard Divinity School, I am a Christian but i’m not so sure about the Christ part, blah, blah, blah. All that being said, he is spot on about both sides of the aisle being corrupted by corportions. By the way, there is a Sky Wizard. He lives on Mark Maynard’s recently formed cloud!
I challenge anyone to masturbate while watching this. I’m usually pretty good at this type of thing, but this guy is an incredible opponent. The best I’ve ever faced.
I masturbated while watching this, but — funny thing — couldn’t come.
Mark: relax! The collapse of empire is really no big deal. Just vote for “progressive” Democrats and you’ll be OK. Honest.
Just close your eyes and visualize Ron Paul coming out of a swimming pool in slow motion, like Phoebe Cates.
Hot.
It helps to have the soundtrack.
http://youtubedoubler.com/?video1=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3D3c0tddvrrEQ&start1=&video2=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DbYCvSntOI5s&start2=&authorName=Dr.+Eel
This, by the way, is probably the best thing I’ve ever done on the internet.
Can someone out there please animate Ron Paul emerging from a pool in slow motion, as the song Moving in Stereo plays, while Alan, wearing his Long John Silver’s uniform, masturbates into a toilet?
Sorry Mr X, no can do. I only get off while watching Maoists emerging from the Yangtze in slow motion.