Meanwhile, in Ann Arbor…

Here’s my caption. If you have a better one, let me know… “And you thought football Saturdays were bad…

This photo, which was taken outside of Knights’ Market last night by Jeremy Wheeler.

Actually – and I know this is far fetched – what if they escaped from Knights? What if Knights, all these years, has been serving velociraptor meat? What if they raise them in basement cages, like veal?

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7 Comments

  1. Edward
    Posted October 30, 2011 at 8:13 pm | Permalink

    I don’t think that velociraptor meat would be red. I think it would be like chicken, as they’re related. Still, I suspect it would be delicious.

  2. Posted October 30, 2011 at 8:25 pm | Permalink

    The recent sexual assaults in Ann Arbor have spawned this kind of “near homonym” lingo. I’ve heard several acquaintances refer to the rapist(s) as”raptor” or “rapturist.”

  3. Eel
    Posted October 30, 2011 at 10:05 pm | Permalink

    I never thought that I’d have the occasion to share this link.

    The American Society for Velociraptor Attack Prevention
    http://www.velociraptors.info/

  4. Elf
    Posted October 31, 2011 at 8:44 am | Permalink

    They came for the speed dating.

  5. Pop Control
    Posted October 31, 2011 at 9:08 am | Permalink

    With 7 billion people now on the earth, we could use some velociraptors.

    http://www.alternet.org/story/152902/7_billion_and_counting%3A_welcome_to_a_planet_with_population_overload_and_resources_in_crisis_%5Bwith_photos_from_national_geographic%5D?akid=7791.108790.jpCVdf&rd=1&t=6

  6. Alice Krum
    Posted October 31, 2011 at 1:00 pm | Permalink

    We’re going to be getting a velociraptor in Ypsilanti too. It’s called an Emergency Financial Manager.

  7. Andrew Jason Clock
    Posted October 31, 2011 at 5:21 pm | Permalink

    24 hours later, and this is news to aa.com….

    http://www.annarbor.com/news/velociraptors-in-ann-arbor-sign-flashes-out-its-warning/

    Your headline is still better.

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