Pencil Paparazzi: a postcoital Jason Segel

I’ve got another entry for our ever-growing Pencil Paparazzi file. This one comes from a boy in Ann Arbor who answers to the name of Jim. Accompanying his drawing of a half-dressed Jason Segel, was the following note:

This is my depiction of Jason Segel putting on a t-shirt after doing thespian sex on the counter of the Jefferson Market.


This is Segel’s second appearance in the Pencil Paparazzi file. His first appearance, which was captured at the Old Town a few weeks ago, can be found here.

If you should happen to see Segel around town, please tell him that my puppet would like to interview him for Dreamland Tonight… As he admits to having “a fetish for puppets,” it might not be that far out of the realm of possibility.

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  1. микрушник для сдачи
    Posted June 10, 2011 at 8:52 am | Permalink

    I enjoy his acting, but I don’t know that I like the idea of buying muffins off of a counter that he’s ejaculated onto.

  2. Edward
    Posted June 10, 2011 at 9:18 am | Permalink

    I like celebrities with guts.

  3. Willy
    Posted June 10, 2011 at 12:17 pm | Permalink

    Ugh, seen him several times in A2 drinking. But my rule of thumb is never interrupt a man drinking.

    After ejaculation…well now. By all means shake his hand and ask him about his puppet fetish.

  4. Kim
    Posted June 10, 2011 at 12:19 pm | Permalink

    It might be the angle, but it looks like he’s missing a nipple.

    Also, the ejaculate, if there was any, likely wasn’t real. I believe the studios buy it in bulk.

  5. колба для кальяна
    Posted June 10, 2011 at 12:25 pm | Permalink

    If I’m not mistaken, the Jefferson Market is supposed to be Zingerman’s in the film. Are we to believe that he walked into Zinderman’s and schtupped someone on their counter? Was this supposed to have taken place during business hours? Does that kind of thing happen often at Zingerman’s?

  6. Mr. X
    Posted June 10, 2011 at 4:09 pm | Permalink

    I’ve seen a guy who looks like that around Ypsi, but I don’t think he was famous. I think he was just huffing glue.

  7. Jim
    Posted June 10, 2011 at 4:36 pm | Permalink

    Unless you are a making a porno, if you ejaculate during thespian sex you are doing it wrong.
    In my recollection, Segel’s other nipple was behind the t-shirt.
    I heard the rumor that they were filming a sex scene from a few people; one person told me that she heard it from the Jeff’s owner. Despite Zingerman’s reputation for great customer service, I imagine that in the film the on-premises-sex is not sanctioned by management.

  8. Jean Henry
    Posted December 8, 2015 at 9:03 am | Permalink

    On premises sex was always sanctioned at Jefferson Market when I ran it… Not much happened anyway. Zingerman’s in the old days on the other hand…

  9. Eel
    Posted December 8, 2015 at 9:24 am | Permalink

    I remember the Sex For Reubens scandal of ’89.

  10. Jean Henry
    Posted December 8, 2015 at 11:07 am | Permalink

    That was Sex with 4 Rubens. Rubens being code for Zing ladies after a few months of employee meals.

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