The joke starts at about the 1-minute mark. I’d suggest skipping right to it, as Conan isn’t funny, but to each his own.
Speaking of local brushes with late night celebrity, it looks as though the video of Jimmy Fallon calling former Ypsi City Council member Bill Nickels “Ol’ Five Cent Willy” no longer exists online. I guess it’s now up to us to keep it alive in the stories we hand down to future generations.
Oh, and speaking of funny phallic things, I heard a good joke today. Are you ready for it?… Here it is… “Hey corporate lobbyists, is that a Boehner in your pocket, or are you just happy to have your Congress back?“
[Thanks to my friend Andy for bringing Conan's monologue to my attention.]