“God came upon her and she conceived”

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I don’t know if Jack Chick intended this to be hilariously funny, but I’ve ben laughing at this particular panel for almost 20 years now.

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19 Comments

  1. Karl
    Posted March 2, 2010 at 5:47 pm | Permalink

    I can’t help but wonder who had the job of cleaning up.

    It must have been worse than a NYC bathhouse in the 70s.

  2. Jules
    Posted March 2, 2010 at 6:53 pm | Permalink

    This is the Chick pamphlet that I found on the street when I was a kid in Bay City. It scared me in the most creepy way, the same way Tales from the Crypt creeped me out. Several years ago, I was in a Starfucks and found a stack of them in the bathroom. Felt really sweet to pick them up and throw them in the trash. Poured some crappy coffee on them for good measure.

  3. Jules
    Posted March 2, 2010 at 6:53 pm | Permalink

    Oops. Here’s the link
    http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0001/0001_01.asp

  4. Ted
    Posted March 2, 2010 at 7:00 pm | Permalink

    Was God aiming for her specifically, or was he just jerking it willy nilly and she happened to be standing in the wrong spot? Does the Bible say?

  5. Erich Auerbach
    Posted March 2, 2010 at 7:40 pm | Permalink

    Chick was an influence on Raymond Pettibon.

  6. K from the Southside
    Posted March 2, 2010 at 8:37 pm | Permalink

    And Peter North.

  7. Anonymatt
    Posted March 3, 2010 at 9:03 am | Permalink

    You’re right, it’s still funny.

  8. Thompson
    Posted March 3, 2010 at 9:15 am | Permalink

    I like Greek mythology better. Zeus actually comes down from Mt. Olympus and seduces women. He doesn’t just float around in a cloud dropping sperm bombs on virgins.

  9. Ted
    Posted March 3, 2010 at 9:24 am | Permalink

    Seriously, is that all the Bible says about how Mary got pregnant?

  10. Robert
    Posted March 3, 2010 at 12:56 pm | Permalink

    This sophomoric post is nothing more than a blatant attempt to drive EOS away from here forever…

    …and for that reason, I must applaud it.

  11. Kim
    Posted March 3, 2010 at 12:58 pm | Permalink

    That looks like enough ejaculate to fill a kiddie pool.

  12. Lovin on Trombul Ct
    Posted March 3, 2010 at 3:50 pm | Permalink

    I’m impressed by how tight his stream is. I’ve got errant droplets flying of in all directions, and that’s from just a few feet from the toilet. To send a stream that narrow all the way from outerspace is incredible. Maybe semen is different than urine, though.

  13. Alice
    Posted March 4, 2010 at 11:07 am | Permalink

    She’s lucky she didn’t drown.

  14. Bambi
    Posted March 4, 2010 at 11:34 am | Permalink

    I feel so liberated!

  15. Sean
    Posted March 4, 2010 at 3:41 pm | Permalink

    The Chick people go around sending cease and desist letters to websites that use their images in ways they don’t approve of. Let me know if that happens to you – I wanted to use a piece of a Chick image in an ad for a product one time, which carries higher legal standards than what you’re doing, and chick-ened out when I found out that they actually harass people over this. I’m sure the Cosmic Money Shot interpretation you’re offering will not meet with their approval. I am less sure however that folks over there still care or look around.

  16. Kevin
    Posted March 4, 2010 at 4:32 pm | Permalink

    Oh, the images I could link to of other women in similar circumstances.

    Must. Restrain. Myself.

  17. Posted March 4, 2010 at 7:32 pm | Permalink

    Was this maybe what you were thinking of, Kevin?

  18. Andy C
    Posted March 5, 2010 at 11:11 am | Permalink

    Jules,
    I have to discourage you from tossing Chick tracts. I can’t imagine anyone finding God thru them but they are super entertaining. I have a massive collection and wouldn’t trade them for eternal life. I’m glad to see them still getting passed around.

    Also love his ongoing fight with the Catholic Church!
    http://www.catholic.com/library/sr_chick_tracts_p1.asp

  19. B Acomplia
    Posted July 8, 2010 at 11:41 am | Permalink

    This isn’t so bad. Zeus used to come down to earth and fuck girls disguised by a giant chicken or some such thing. I think a lightening bolt of spooge is preferable.

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