I don’t know if Jack Chick intended this to be hilariously funny, but I’ve ben laughing at this particular panel for almost 20 years now.
“God came upon her and she conceived”
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I can’t help but wonder who had the job of cleaning up.
It must have been worse than a NYC bathhouse in the 70s.
This is the Chick pamphlet that I found on the street when I was a kid in Bay City. It scared me in the most creepy way, the same way Tales from the Crypt creeped me out. Several years ago, I was in a Starfucks and found a stack of them in the bathroom. Felt really sweet to pick them up and throw them in the trash. Poured some crappy coffee on them for good measure.
Oops. Here’s the link
http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0001/0001_01.asp
Was God aiming for her specifically, or was he just jerking it willy nilly and she happened to be standing in the wrong spot? Does the Bible say?
Chick was an influence on Raymond Pettibon.
And Peter North.
You’re right, it’s still funny.
I like Greek mythology better. Zeus actually comes down from Mt. Olympus and seduces women. He doesn’t just float around in a cloud dropping sperm bombs on virgins.
Seriously, is that all the Bible says about how Mary got pregnant?
This sophomoric post is nothing more than a blatant attempt to drive EOS away from here forever…
…and for that reason, I must applaud it.
That looks like enough ejaculate to fill a kiddie pool.
I’m impressed by how tight his stream is. I’ve got errant droplets flying of in all directions, and that’s from just a few feet from the toilet. To send a stream that narrow all the way from outerspace is incredible. Maybe semen is different than urine, though.
She’s lucky she didn’t drown.
I feel so liberated!
The Chick people go around sending cease and desist letters to websites that use their images in ways they don’t approve of. Let me know if that happens to you – I wanted to use a piece of a Chick image in an ad for a product one time, which carries higher legal standards than what you’re doing, and chick-ened out when I found out that they actually harass people over this. I’m sure the Cosmic Money Shot interpretation you’re offering will not meet with their approval. I am less sure however that folks over there still care or look around.
Oh, the images I could link to of other women in similar circumstances.
Must. Restrain. Myself.
Was this maybe what you were thinking of, Kevin?
Jules,
I have to discourage you from tossing Chick tracts. I can’t imagine anyone finding God thru them but they are super entertaining. I have a massive collection and wouldn’t trade them for eternal life. I’m glad to see them still getting passed around.
Also love his ongoing fight with the Catholic Church!
http://www.catholic.com/library/sr_chick_tracts_p1.asp
This isn’t so bad. Zeus used to come down to earth and fuck girls disguised by a giant chicken or some such thing. I think a lightening bolt of spooge is preferable.