praying for war with the russians

I stopped watching ABC’s “This Week” shortly after David Brinkley retired. I didn’t like what Snufalufagus did when he took over the host spot, and let everyone go. As much as Sam Donaldson and George WIll pissed me off, I hated not having them and Cokie Roberts around to share my Sunday mornings. Well, it looks as though Snuf, faced with rapidly dropping ratings, decided to bring the old gang back. (Maybe this happened a long time ago, but I’m just now figuring it out.) So, it’s with a great deal of happiness that I share this clip of the seasoned journalists savagely picking at the carcass of John McCain, whose campaign fell apart with the economy.

And, I don’t imagine that it’ll help McCain much that, since then, economists have started slamming his chief economic advisor, Phil Gramm, and that, despite trying to keep it quiet, word is getting out that his campaign manager, Rick Davis, took in $1.8 million lobbying for the deregulation of Fannie Mae and Freddy Mac. Not a good week for the maverick.

But, help might be on the way. Word is, the Russians are testing new missiles, and
moving their Navy into Venezuela. (They can smell blood in the water. They know we’re weak physically, economically and psychologically.) One suspects that the economy will stay the lead story through this Friday’s debate, but you never know. McCain may get lucky, and the Russians might declare war.

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civil war deja vu?

During the Democratic primary, my favorite lovable old sourpuss, Jim “I told you so” Kunstler, had taken to drawing comparisons between Barack Obama and Abraham Lincoln. Or, at least he did on one occasion that I remember discussing here. He suggested that Obama had the same amount of experience that Lincoln had when he became President. Anyway, he’s back at it again today. And, this time, he’s fleshing the analogy out a bit more. Here’s a clip:

…Any way you paint this grotesque panorama, it looks like a very new chapter of history for life in the USA. Basically, we are a much poorer nation than we were even a couple of years ago, and we have a much-reduced ability to project our will around the world, or even among our own floundering sectors and regions. Most troubling to me is the question of legitimacy that now hangs over the proscenium like a guillotine blade. Factoring in the old saw that history doesn’t repeat but it rhymes, I think the situation emerging is rather like the crisis of legitimacy that preceded the Civil War. Then, in the 1850s, the nation’s two symbiotic political parties, Whig and Democrat, entered a zone of fatal discredit. The White House had been occupied by a sequence of empty cravats named Fillmore, Pierce, and Buchanan, and so much pent-up mistrust roiled the centers of power that the nation entered a convulsion.

At issue then was the great festering unresolved polity of slavery. The Whig party, in its oafish, craven fecklessness, disappeared so quickly from the scene that an embarrassed God Almighty seemed to have hooked it off-stage in a nanosecond. Into the vacuum stepped an awkward lawyer from Illinois — widely mocked by the coarser elements of what was then called the press as a figure resembling an ape in a stovepipe hat. He accomplished one crucial thing in the process of his emergence: he deployed a potent rhetoric that captured the essence of the crisis and clarified it for all to understand what was at stake — and then the convulsion commenced in earnest.

The Republican Party amounts to today’s Whigs. Their candidate for president, John McCain, is trying to run away from his own party — as one might shrink away from a colony of importuning lepers. I am actually not kidding when I label the Republicans “the party that wrecked America,” because I believe that is truly how the popular strain of history will regard them when (maybe if) the wreckage of their ministrations ever clears. But history doesn’t repeat exactly. The current figure from Illinois, Barrack Obama, has yet to offer a truly crisis-clarfying rhetoric, though he labors under the expectation of being able to do so. Like his long-ago predecessor, he is mocked by the coarser elements of what we call “the media” these days — Fox News and the moron-rousers of talk radio.

Some of the issues yet-to-be-clarified concern the behavior of the American public in the broad sense. We have obdurately resisted the reality of the energy crisis that hangs over everything we do (as slavery hung over the 1850s), from the way we inhabit the landscape to the way we do daily business in our 240-million-plus fleet of cars and trucks that ply the ribbons of asphalt and the lagoons of parking that now run from sea to shining sea where the fruited plain was replaced by the Wal Marts…

So, what I’m wondering tonight is this. Is the Civil War analogy appropriate? Is the process of weaning ourselves from oil going to follow a similar path as that laid out in the 1850’s, as we struggled to end slavery? And if history really is repeating itself, is bloodshed inevitable?

So, that’s what I’m thinking about tonight as our Treasury is being looted by the white collar slave traders of Wall Street. Happy thoughts.

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can we afford $700 billion in corporate welfare for the financial industry

I’ve spent the weekend without the internet thanks to the innovative new AT&T program Incompetence 2.0, so I’m kind of at a loss as to what’s going on with the economy right now. From what I’ve been able to gather in the last few minutes, it looks as though we, the people of America, are getting ready to bail out our failing financial institutions to the tune of $700 billion. Everyone’s trying to make sense of it. Some are convinced it’s the final stage of a coup to take over our country. Most economists, however, seem to agree that a bail out of some kind is necessary in order keep the world financial markets from spiraling into collapse. The part that I’m struggling with is the hypocricy of it. I don’t like the idea of bailing out the greed-driven investment bankers on Wall Street while doing next to nothing for the hard-working families across America who are losing their homes to foreclosure. One of my favorite quotes to come out of this so far is from Jim Moore, who said, “Taxpayers didn’t get to enjoy any of the big money profits on the phony financial instruments like derivatives or bundled sub-prime paper, but we get the privilege of paying for their debt and failures.”

It’s horribly unfair. We, the American people, aren’t allowed to share in the profits when times are good – no, that would be socialism – but you can bet your hot buttered ass that we’re allowed to contribute toward the clean up… I know that the ramifications of not acting could be catastrophic, but I’m inclined to say “Fuck ‘Em.” I’m tired of bailing out the greedy white men of privilege who sit in power and continually fuck things up, while all the time criticizing the “welfare queens” among us who they perceive as getting rich on their tax dollars. These men should be in prison, but, instead, we’re talking about paying them bonuses for what they’ve done… You did know that, right?

Yeah, as I understand it, a significant portion of the $700 billion would go toward filling the golden parachutes of the men who led Lehman Brothers and others into ruin. Some, like House Financial Services Committee Chairman Barney Frank (D-Mass.), are trying to decouple bonuses from the bail out, but he’s being fought on it. According to Frank, Treasury Secretary Henry Paulson says the bill won’t happen if it doesn’t include big paydays for the men at top. It’s worth pointing out that Paulson, prior to joining the Treasury, was Chairman and Chief Executive Officer of the investment bank Goldman Sachs.

I can see debating whether or not these individuals should serve time in prison, but it’s absolutely beyond me how we can be discussing, even for one minute, whether or not we should pay them hundreds of millions of dollars in bonuses for, at best, failing miserably, and, at worst, acting unethically and putting our entire country in jeopardy… And make no mistake – our country is in jeopardy. The headline of the UK “Telegraph” today is, “Default by the US government is no longer unthinkable.” We are teetering on brink of collapse.

We should be calling for the heads of every man and women serving in Federal government. They knew that this was coming. They knew, as they were working with financial industry lobbyists to slash regulations, that this day would come. How many years ago was it now that Warren Buffet warned us about the “mega-catastrophic risk” we were facing? But, there was profit to be made. The dollars were flowing, and no one gave a shit. And now, now that the money’s not so easy to come by, now that the spigot is tightening and it’s coming time to face the consequences, I guess it’s our job to come to the rescue and make sure their golden parachutes deploy safely, so they can live out the rest of their days in the manner in which they’ve become accustomed. In a more just world, they’d be pleading for their lives, but we’ll make sure they can keep their vacation homes, and that their kids can still go to Harvard Business School. We do, after all, need our generation of leaders, right?

There are lots of articles floating around. Here are a few clips. I’d encourage you to follow the links and read more.

Paul Krugman:

…Here’s the thing: historically, financial system rescues have involved seizing the troubled institutions and guaranteeing their debts; only after that did the government try to repackage and sell their assets. The feds took over S&Ls first, protecting their depositors, then transferred their bad assets to the RTC. The Swedes took over troubled banks, again protecting their depositors, before transferring their assets to their equivalent institutions.

The Treasury plan, by contrast, looks like an attempt to restore confidence in the financial system — that is, convince creditors of troubled institutions that everything’s OK — simply by buying assets off these institutions. This will only work if the prices Treasury pays are much higher than current market prices; that, in turn, can only be true either if this is mainly a liquidity problem — which seems doubtful — or if Treasury is going to be paying a huge premium, in effect throwing taxpayers’ money at the financial world…

Josh Marshall:

…I’m quite convinced that some drastic action needs to be taken to avoid a cascading and debilitating series of crises. But the more I look at this plan, the more wrongheaded it seems. But if I’m understanding this deal, the taxpayers are going to pony up close to a trillion dollars to take bad debts off the hands of financial institutions who were foolish enough to make the deals in the first place. And in exchange, I think the tax payers get nothing? Sebastian Mallaby makes the good point that this is radically different than the S&L Crisis RTC which was liquidating the assets of thrifts that had already gone belly up — paid the ultimate price, as it were. And as the insurer on the accounts, the government inherited the assets anyway. It was just a matter of selling them off. But here the point is to take these bad debts off these companies’ hands so they can go back to being profitable businesses. This is moral hazard on steroids if I’m understanding this right….

Mulling this more and listening to the insights in your emails, the key clearly is how much the government pays for these distressed assets. They may be bad debts. But that doesn’t mean they have no value at all. Bought at the right prices and given time on the books — which the government is uniquely in a position to allow them to do — the government could even turn a profit on some of them. But the key is at what price they’re bought and whose get bought. That seems like precisely the kind of process that requires oversight and accountability to make sure the taxpayer doesn’t get fleeced…

Sebastian Mallaby:

With truly extraordinary speed, opinion has swung behind the radical idea that the government should commit hundreds of billions in taxpayer money to purchasing dud loans from banks that aren’t actually insolvent. As recently as a week ago, no public official had even mentioned this option. Now the Treasury, the Fed and congressional leaders are promising its enactment within days. The scheme has gone from invisibility to inevitability in the blink of an eye. This is extremely dangerous.

The plan is being marketed under false pretenses. Supporters have invoked the shining success of theResolution Trust Corporation as justification and precedent. But the RTC, which was created in 1989 to clean up the wreckage of the savings-and-loan crisis, bears little resemblance to what is being contemplated now. The RTC collected and eventually sold off loans made by thrifts that had gone bust. The administration proposes to buy up bad loans before the lenders go bust. This difference raises several questions.

The first is whether the bailout is necessary. In 1989, there was no choice. The federal government insured the thrifts, so when they failed, the feds were left holding their loans; the RTC’s job was simply to get rid of them. But in buying bad loans before banks fail, the Bush administration would be signing up for a financial war of choice. It would spend billions of dollars on the theory that preemption will avert the mass destruction of banks. There are cheaper ways to stabilize the system…

Senator Bernie Sanders:

…Now, having mismanaged the economy for eight years as well as having lied about our situation by continually insisting, “The fundamentals of our economy are strong,” the Bush administration, six weeks before an election, wants the middle class of this country to spend many hundreds of billions on a bailout. The wealthiest people, who have benefited from Bush’s policies and are in the best position to pay, are being asked for no sacrifice at all. This is absurd. This is the most extreme example that I can recall of socialism for the rich and free enterprise for the poor.

In my view, we need to go forward in addressing this financial crisis by insisting on four basic principles:

(1) The people who can best afford to pay and the people who have benefited most from Bush’s economic policies are the people who should provide the funds for the bailout. It would be immoral to ask the middle class, the people whose standard of living has declined under Bush, to pay for this bailout while the rich, once again, avoid their responsibilities. Further, if the government is going to save companies from bankruptcy, the taxpayers of this country should be rewarded for assuming the risk by sharing in the gains that result from this government bailout.

Specifically, to pay for the bailout, which is estimated to cost up to $1 trillion, the government should:

a) Impose a five-year, 10 percent surtax on income over $1 million a year for couples and over $500,000 for single taxpayers. That would raise more than $300 billion in revenue;

b) Ensure that assets purchased from banks are realistically discounted so companies are not rewarded for their risky behavior and taxpayers can recover the amount they paid for them; and

c) Require that taxpayers receive equity stakes in the bailed-out companies so that the assumption of risk is rewarded when companies’ stock goes up.

(2) There must be a major economic recovery package which puts Americans to work at decent wages. Among many other areas, we can create millions of jobs rebuilding our crumbling infrastructure and moving our country from fossil fuels to energy efficiency and sustainable energy. Further, we must protect working families from the difficult times they are experiencing. We must ensure that every child has health insurance and that every American has access to quality health and dental care, that families can send their children to college, that seniors are not allowed to go without heat in the winter, and that no American goes to bed hungry.

(3) Legislation must be passed which undoes the damage caused by excessive de-regulation. That means reinstalling the regulatory firewalls that were ripped down in 1999. That means re-regulating the energy markets so that we never again see the rampant speculation in oil that helped drive up prices. That means regulating or abolishing various financial instruments that have created the enormous shadow banking system that is at the heart of the collapse of AIG and the financial services meltdown.

(4) We must end the danger posed by companies that are “too big too fail,” that is, companies whose failure would cause systemic harm to the U.S. economy. If a company is too big to fail, it is too big to exist. We need to determine which companies fall in this category and then break them up. Right now, for example, the Bank of America, the nation’s largest depository institution, has absorbed Countrywide, the nation’s largest mortgage lender, and Merrill Lynch, the nation’s largest brokerage house. We should not be trying to solve the current financial crisis by creating even larger, more powerful institutions. Their failure could cause even more harm to the entire economy.

So, how bad is the legislation being pushed by the Treasury? Will it do for finance what the Patriot Act did for privacy? And, what happens if this doesn’t go though? Do things really spiral out of control? Will other industries be sucked down? Do more people lose their homes? Do we give up even more equity in our country to the Chinese and the Saudis? If not, how do we stop the bill from going through? Or, perhaps more appropriately, how do we edit the bill so that it better holds people accountable for their roles, and protects us from having this happen again? Who do we write to? Where do we protest?

[Thanks to Jim and Arun for many of the links.]

[note: It’s worth pointing out that this $700 billion is 7-times what we’d need to enact the Center for American Progress’s Green Recovery Plan we were discussing here a few days ago.]

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ypsilanti man enjoys the day in ann arbor

From the “Ann Arbor News“:

…Police received a report about 12:30 p.m. that a naked man was sitting on a milk crate behind buildings in the 300 block of West Ann Street. Police found the man, who was shirtless and had his pants down around his ankles. He had a beer in one hand and was masturbating with the other while leaning over a pornographic magazine, reports said.

The officer arrested the 50-year-old Ypsilanti man for indecent exposure and charges are pending…

Sure, it sucks that he’s identified as an “Ypsilanti man,” but, on the bright side, it’s evidence that my “Here’s Your Milk Crate, Hustler, Bud Light and Bus Pass – Go Enjoy Ann Arbor” campaign is working. With any luck, Ann Arbor will be awash in Ypsi seed by the end of the month.

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michael moore’s “slacker uprising”

OK, so here’s the story… I heard that Michael Moore was going to be in Ann Arbor on Thursday, speaking at the Michigan Theater as part of the U-M Art School’s Penny W. Stamps lecture series, and showing his new film “Slacker Uprising.” So, I went and got in line. I stood there for an hour listening to crazy old townies talking about Fascism, and then got into the theater, where I sat for another hour, surrounded by silly little art students, whose attendance was mandatory. Then Moore spoke for an hour or so about the election, Sarah Palin, and the new film, which follows him on the tour he made of college towns in swing states in the run up to the ’04 election. I’d gone and seen him on the Ann Arbor leg of that tour four years ago, and I wanted to know what he made of the experience. Anyway, by the time I got out of the theater, it was way past 9:00, and I realized, after thrusting my hands into each of my pockets at least ten times, that my car keys were locked in my office.

As I didn’t know what time the last bus left for Ypsi, I sprinted across town to catch the #4, knowing that, if I missed it, I’d have to either stay up all night in a coffee shop, or, God forbid, ask a friend for help. Fortunately, there were people waiting at the bus stop, so I knew I didn’t miss it. I stood and waited for another half hour, all the while listening to what I imagine must have been some kind of sexy sorority initiation ritual. I hadn’t eaten in 10 hours by this point, and the chanting and screaming were getting to me. But, the bus finally came, and took me back to Ypsi. And, at some point during the trip, I remembered that that, earlier in the day, I’d parked my car in a space reserved from 6:00 AM to 10:00 AM for registered car pool vehicles. So, if I didn’t want my car ticketed and towed, I had to be back before 6:00 the following morning with Linette’s copy of the car key. So, I got home after 10:00 PM, and started cleaning house, in preparation for my mother’s visit on Friday. Linette and I cleaned toilets and folded laundry until 2:00 and I set my alarm for 5:00, when I’d get the whole family up to drive me back to Ann Arbor.

It was a colossal pain in the ass, but it all worked out. I walked into the parking structure at two minutes till 6:00, just as the guy with the ticket book was approaching my car. I moved the car over a few spaces, and headed to work, where I thought I’d wait until my coworkers started showing up at 7:30. It was only a few minutes until I was sound asleep, curled up in the doorway like a feral cat on a warm patch of sidewalk. I guess I was asleep for about an hour when I awoke to see two coworkers standing above me, probably thinking that I’d been out all night drinking or something, afraid to go home and face Linette…. But everything worked out… Here, now, are a few random comments on the “Slacker Uprising” world premier.

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