the ypsitucky nonsense

Is there anyone in the MM.com audience who really gives a damn that people sometimes refer to Ypsilanti as Ypsitucky? Maybe it’s just because I’m from Kentucky, but I don’t consider it an insult to imply a connection to the blue grass state…. The following clip comes from the “Ann Arbor News”:

An upcoming dinner at Zingerman’s Roadhouse dubbed by an organizer as an “Ypsitucky Supper” has raised some eyebrows over the use of a moniker some people view as derogatory.

The June 27 event – meant to showcase the area’s Appalachian heritage through food – is officially called the “Harriette Arnow Tribute Dinner.”

But it’s described as a “four-course Ypsitucky Supper” in promotional materials sent to the news media by American Table Culinary Tours. A press release says the dinner will “pay tribute to all the mountaineers who followed the so-called ‘Hillbilly Highways’ in search of steady work.”

“Ypsitucky” has long been used by some people, often in a demeaning sense, to refer to the area’s Southern heritage. The term was originally coined for the migrants from Kentucky and other southern states who came to work in the Ypsilanti area’s auto factories after World War II.

While some residents of the city and township see it as a point of pride, others say the term makes fun of the area’s roots….

Ypsilanti City Councilwoman Lois Richardson said Ypsitucky is a term that has been around for a long time. “It was a poke at the people from Kentucky that moved up here,” Richardson said. ” … It’s really a derogatory term. It’s not one that I would use…”

With all due respect to Lois, aren’t there worse things that people say about Ypsilanti? I’d much rather people call us “Ypsitucky” than “that scary place where pathetic middle-aged men from Ann Arbor come for meth and lap dances.”

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and no religion too

Our friend Naval Gazer was just at a karaoke bar Virginia Beach and noticed something interesting — they left the “And no religion too” line out of John Lennon’s “Imagine.” Here’s a clip:

…Our other early experience in Virginia Beach was a hail and farewell party we were invited to at a karaoke bar. Somehow I had made it through life without knowing “Brandy (You’re A Fine Girl)” by Looking Glass. It plays here all the time. So much so that I don’t think it was a coincidence that our midwife, a Navy brat, was named Brandy.

Someone also sang Imagine and I was surprised to see that the streaming lyrics omitted “And no religion too”. Maybe not surprising given that Christian Broadcasting Network and the 700 Club are headquartered here.

When you fly into Norfolk Airport you are greeted with a giant mural of a warship firing its guns… and then there is a life-size poster of Pat Robertson’s Regent University with a giant picture of John Ashcroft giving the commencement address…

I don’t know if I’ve ever mentioned it here before, but I met the Naval Gazer a few years ago through this site. He, like me, has an almost four year old daughter named Clementine. (He calls her “Citrus” on his site.) A few years ago, at Halloween time, I posted something on my site about wanting to take my Clementine door-to-door dressed up as Avian Bird Flu. Where I just talked about it, though, the Naval Gazer actually did it. He and his wife, an officer in the U.S. Navy, dressed their daughter as a sick bird. And, after the fact, I guess he googled “Clementine + bird flu,” to see if anyone in the press had written about it. And, that’s how he found me hiding here in Ypsilanti.

The internet is great.

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obama says he’ll vote to support fisa legislation

According to conventional wisdom, the only way a woman will be elected President of the United States is if she’s thought to be aggressive when it comes to the use of our military. Knowing this, it would seem, Hillary Clinton chose to support a war that she knew was wrong. And, I, and many others, held it against her when it came time to vote in the primary. Barack Obama made the right choice on the war, but now it seems that he’s falling into the same trap. In order to come across as strong on terrorism, and thus look Presidential, he’s voting for legislation that he otherwise wouldn’t support. Perhaps it’s not as egregious a violation as voting to authorize an unprovoked, illegal war, but it could still cost him the support of some on the left, who want to support a candidate of character that they can really believe in.

Here’s a clip from the “Washington Post”:

Sen. Barack Obama today announced his support for a sweeping intelligence surveillance law that has been heavily denounced by the liberal activists who have fueled the financial engines of his presidential campaign.

In his most substantive break with the Democratic Party’s base since becoming the presumptive nominee, Obama declared he will support the bill when it comes to a Senate vote, likely next week, despite misgivings about legal provisions for telecommunications corporations that cooperated with the Bush administration’s warrantless surveillance program of suspected terrorists.

In so doing, Obama sought to walk the fine political line between GOP accusations that he is weak on foreign policy — Sen. John McCain (R-Ariz.) called passing the legislation a “vital national security matter” — and alienating his base…

Sens. Christopher Dodd (D-Conn.) and Russ Feingold (D-Wisc.) continue to oppose the new legislation, as does Sen. Patrick Leahy (D-Vt.). All Obama backers in the primary, those senior lawmakers contend that the new version of the FISA law — crafted after four months of intense negotiations between White House aides and congressional leaders — provides insufficient court review of the pending 40 lawsuits against the telecommunications companies alleging privacy invasion for their participation in a warrantless wiretapping program after the terrorist attacks of Sept. 11, 2001…

But, I suppose Obama, even with this vote, is still a better choice than that America-hating addict-lover.

My guess is that he won’t lose the left on this. We’re not naive. We know trade-offs need to be made in order to win the White House. We just think it sucks.

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working on paintings for tomorrow night’s big unicorn show

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annexing the township

The following comment was just left in another thread by a reader calling himself Applejack. I thought that it might kickstart an interesting conversation.

I recently moved to Ypsilanti from Atlanta — with a year spent in Madison, WI between the two. And I have relatives in high places in Michigan politics. Living in these different cities, and talking to these politicians, (and reading this blog) has taught me one important thing about Michigan politics: charter townships are killing Michigan cities and keeping the state a suburban sprawled mess.

Michigan is the only state in the union with townships that cannot be annexed by growing cities. It creates extra levels of bureaucracy and red tape. It punishes successful cities by keeping tax revenues flowing to the suburbs. and those revenues go to the entrenched interests maintaining this status quo.

Why is this not campaign issue? Why aren’t smart people in government doing anything about this? Are there other people out there who see this the way I do?

Is it true that Michigan is the only state in the nation where cities can’t annex surrounding townships? In all the discussions we’ve had here about City/Township relations over the years, I don’t believe that’s ever come up. I know that we’ve talked about annexation, but I don’t recall anyone ever pointing out that doing so would be considerably easier in the other 49 states.

update: The comments so far have been great. If you have the time, go and check them out. Following are a few examples. The first comes from Murph:

“Is it true that Michigan is the only state in the nation where cities can’t annex surrounding townships?”

Many States don’t even have townships – just cities vs. unincorporated land. That’s the case where it’s easiest for a city to recapture development on the fringe and prevent metropolitan fragmentation. Any kind of local government through a Township structure makes annexation / regional governance more difficult. Some policymakers and historians have argued that younger cities, in non-township states and without a lot of incorporated suburbs, have been able to leverage this increased annexation power to provide better economies, lower poverty and crime rates, better school systems, and reduced racial segregation.

Yes, Charter Townships are (to my knowledge) unique to Michigan, but that institution is not necessarily responsible for fragmentation. Look at cities like Boston, Chicago, or Minneapolis/St. Paul. All of them are every bit as landlocked as Detroit (or Ypsi, if you like), even without Charter Townships – because in those States the areas around cities just incorporate as Cities themselves.

And a lack of Charter Townships in Michigan would have meant exactly that happened here. And, in fact, it did. Look at the Cities of Troy, Romulus, Livonia, Farmington Hills, Sterling Heights, Southfield. All of these look, geographically, a lot like Townships – because they are. They’re whole Townships, minus whatever part had already been incorporated as a City, that incorporated themselves in order to (generally) prevent further annexation or acquire better taxation powers, things that becoming a Charter Township now achieves. Not having Charter Townships wouldn’t have prevented the current Ypsi City/Township split – in that case, Ypsi Twp would likely now be “The City of Ypsilanti Heights” (can’t have two cities called “Ypsilanti”).

And a Charter Township is not immune to annexation – it just requires that the property owners want to be annexed. If you’ll recall, there was some talk a few years ago by one of the homebuilders (maybe Pulte?) about lining up an annexation from Superior Charter Township into Ypsilanti – because they thought Ypsi’s zoning would be friendlier to their development than Superior’s. If I recall, that involved lining up some other property owner whose property would link the Pulte site to the City, providing the contiguity necessary to petition for annexation. (I believe this is how the Starkweather House became part of the City, in fact, in the 1960s – as part of a plan to develop an apartment complex on that land. The development fell through, but not until after the owner had the land annexed into the City.)

And this one comes from a reader in the Township calling himself Edge of the Sprawl, in response to the idea that we, the City folk, try to impose annexation by force:

…If your militia tries to cross 94, they’ll have to fight their way through more than 50,000 township residents who want no part of your failed economic policies. Turn your efforts to fixing your own city and keep your nose out other communities. You’re wrong about other communities wanting to merge with your police department. Every single one of them rejected the possibility. There will be no further talks. Your city officials just threw more money down the drain on the feasibility studies. The cost of your police services is outrageous – few persons would find that acceptable in their communities.

You can’t annex the township, we’ll never vote for it. Any township official who entangles our tax dollars with any further consolidation of services will be recalled. In 50 years, the City of Ypsilanti may be the porn capitol of Michigan, but the township will be the center of economic prosperity.

If you like the City of Ypsi … good. You can keep it. The majority of residents in the State prefer their Charter Townships.

I really have no idea what the answer is, but one of these days, just for fun, we should start putting yard signs up all over the City saying, “Annex the Township.” I’m sure all kinds of craziness would ensue.

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