A video that Tom Cruise made for the Church of Scientology got leaked recently. Lawyers for the group tried to keep it off the web, but this seems to be one of the rare instances where they weren’t successful. I’m not sure how the video of Cruise made it out, but there’s at least one group of anti-Scientology hackers out there working to make their secrets known. The group, calling itself Anonymous, just formally declared war on the religion a few days ago. It’s thought that they’re behind the leak of several Scientology documents earlier this week. I’ve read through some of the stuff and I can’t make heads nor tails of it. Here’s my favorite passage:

This goal pattern (HCO Bulletin of 17 April 1963 as changed) was in use in an aircraft-type set between 315 trillion years ago and 216 trillion years ago and less, and is the pattern which precedes the Helatrobus Implants in this galaxy. It remains to be seen if all preclears have it.

THE GORILLA GOALS

This same pattern, but given in an amusement park with a single tunnel, a roller coaster and a Ferris wheel, was used between about 319 trillion years ago to about 256 trillion trillion years ago, a long span.

The symbol of a Gorilla was always present in the place the goal was given. Sometimes a large gorilla, black, was seen elsewhere than the park. A mechanical or a live gorilla was always seen in the park.

This activity was conducted by the Hoipolloi, a group of operators in meat body societies. They were typical carnival people. They let out concessions for these implant “Amusement Parks.” A pink-striped white shirt with sleeve garters was the uniform of the Hoipolloi.

Such a figure often rode on the roller coaster cars. Monkeys were also used on the cars. Elephants sometimes formed part of the equipment.

The Hoipolloi or Gorilla goals were laid in with fantastic motion. Blasts of raw electricity and explosions were both used to lay the items in.

The series is always five goals. These are very simple goals, no long words. To End, To be Dead, To be Asleep, To be Solid, To Create, To Find, To be Visible, To be Sexual (not To have Sex as some pcs give it), To be Invisible, To Postulate and a very few more were used, always five goals in a series. The series usually started with To be Dead, but To End, To Sleep and To be Asleep must also be investigated as the first goal of each series.

The pattern in HCOB 17 Apr. AD 13 is correct for all of these goals, as changed in this HCO Bulletin.

Yeah, the talk of “meat body societies” might be a little much, but I’ll tell you one thing – if the Lutheran church had stories of mechanical gorillas loose in the secret tunnels of prehistoric amusement parks, I never would have left.

So, what’s your take on the Gorilla Goals? I don’t know that it provides a lot of context, but here’s a Scientology orientation video that might help.

I was going to try to write something today on the looming recession and the inevitable economic stimulus package that will attempt to keep it at bay, but then I realized that I don’t really have anything to add to what’s already being said. The economy’s fucked. We’ve been rewarding greed, barrowing from other countries, and bailing out assholes for far too long. And the chickens are finally coming home to roost. Not to sound like too much the pessimist, but the sky really is falling… The good news is, there’s a petition that will stop it all just in the nick of time… OK, that was sarcasm… At some point I think it’s going to dawn on us that things don’t change because of petitions. At that point, we’ll break out the pitchforks and the torches. Right now, though, we’ve got another petition… Here’s the context from the folks at MoveOn:

Did you see the news this morning? All signs point to recession.

Congress and the President are racing to pass a stimulus package. Here’s the problem:

The President’s plan–tax breaks for corporations and rebate checks for the well-off–isn’t just morally wrong. It’s based on discredited “trickle down” theories and it won’t work.1

But there’s tremendous pressure on Democrats to accept the President’s priorities just to get something passed. Negotiations are happening right now, and Congress needs to hear from you right away!

We need to demand a progressive stimulus package–one that puts money into the hands of people who are feeling the squeeze (who, incidentally, will spend it fastest). One that funds public infrastructure projects that will create new jobs, make our economy more competitive, and reduce our dependence on oil. One that will actually solve the problem.

Can you sign our petition to Congress? Click here and add your name.

The petition reads: “Congress must quickly pass a stimulus package that helps those who need it the most and will spend it the fastest. And it should include public investments that will create jobs and move us toward a 21st century, clean energy economy.”

A leading economist at NYU says “We’re facing the risk of a systemic financial crisis.” 2 The mortgage, credit card, and auto loan industries are all in trouble. The stock market is tanking as we speak. On top of all that, we’re hemorrhaging $2 billion a week in Iraq. 3

The “Iraq Recession” is here.

Yet Bush’s proposal is just another kind of trickle-down economics. His plan gives little or no help to people who make less than $40,000 a year, and families of four making less than $24,950 would get nothing–even though those are the very folks who would spend a little extra cash in their pockets.

According to a top economic think tank, the Republican plan would do nothing to help about 65 million Americans. “This approach fails on two counts. It omits or partly omits those who need the help. And it omits the tens of millions of people who are living paycheck to paycheck and who would be most likely to quickly spend every dollar they can get.” 4

Bush’s own Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke testified before Congress that “putting money into the hands of households and firms that would spend it in the near term” would be more effective than other short-term fixes or tax rebates for the wealthy. 5

We need to get help into the hands of those who need it. That means making sure tax rebates go to working people, not millionaires, extending unemployment benefits, sending money to the states so they don’t have to cut back programs for average people, and fully funding energy assistance programs for the low-income families struggling to heat their homes as oil prices rise. 6

And, with skyrocketing oil prices driving the recession, we need public infrastructure investments that create jobs in the short-term, and move us toward a 21st century, clean energy economy in the long-term. We should invest in energy efficiency, mass transit, and a Clean Energy Corps, putting hundreds of thousands of people to work rebuilding our economy.

And of course, we need to end the war that has already cost us $1 trillion.

This economic stimulus package will cost about $150 billion. Just think what we could do if all that money was invested in big, smart, sustainable ways. Or we could just try the same old, failed, trickle-down economics.

Congress is moving fast, and will make a decision as early as this week about what the plan will include. Click here and add your name to the petition.

I don’t know that it’s the right thing to do. As someone else mentioned in the comments section today, putting money into the hands of the working poor and middle class may keep the economy going for a little while longer, but it’s not a solution to the underlying problem. The system is rotten. We’ve been bailing out crooks for far too long. We allowed Neil Bush and company to walk away after the Savings and Loan scandal, and I have no doubt that we’ll let the guys behind the current sub-prime mortgage crisis do the same. You and I, the taxpayers, will bail them out. We always do. We’re saps. When things are going well, we stand by and watch them get rich. We even vote to keep their taxes down. But then, when the shit hits the fan, we jump in and clean up the mess while they’re off being blown by high-price hookers in Hong Kong. At some point, I have to think, people will rise up. And, when they do, things are going to get awfully ugly.

update: If you click here, you can see the Democratic candidates for President debating how to respond to the sub-pime mortgage crisis, etc.