the gorilla goals of scientology

A video that Tom Cruise made for the Church of Scientology got leaked recently. Lawyers for the group tried to keep it off the web, but this seems to be one of the rare instances where they weren’t successful. I’m not sure how the video of Cruise made it out, but there’s at least one group of anti-Scientology hackers out there working to make their secrets known. The group, calling itself Anonymous, just formally declared war on the religion a few days ago. It’s thought that they’re behind the leak of several Scientology documents earlier this week. I’ve read through some of the stuff and I can’t make heads nor tails of it. Here’s my favorite passage:

This goal pattern (HCO Bulletin of 17 April 1963 as changed) was in use in an aircraft-type set between 315 trillion years ago and 216 trillion years ago and less, and is the pattern which precedes the Helatrobus Implants in this galaxy. It remains to be seen if all preclears have it.


This same pattern, but given in an amusement park with a single tunnel, a roller coaster and a Ferris wheel, was used between about 319 trillion years ago to about 256 trillion trillion years ago, a long span.

The symbol of a Gorilla was always present in the place the goal was given. Sometimes a large gorilla, black, was seen elsewhere than the park. A mechanical or a live gorilla was always seen in the park.

This activity was conducted by the Hoipolloi, a group of operators in meat body societies. They were typical carnival people. They let out concessions for these implant “Amusement Parks.” A pink-striped white shirt with sleeve garters was the uniform of the Hoipolloi.

Such a figure often rode on the roller coaster cars. Monkeys were also used on the cars. Elephants sometimes formed part of the equipment.

The Hoipolloi or Gorilla goals were laid in with fantastic motion. Blasts of raw electricity and explosions were both used to lay the items in.

The series is always five goals. These are very simple goals, no long words. To End, To be Dead, To be Asleep, To be Solid, To Create, To Find, To be Visible, To be Sexual (not To have Sex as some pcs give it), To be Invisible, To Postulate and a very few more were used, always five goals in a series. The series usually started with To be Dead, but To End, To Sleep and To be Asleep must also be investigated as the first goal of each series.

The pattern in HCOB 17 Apr. AD 13 is correct for all of these goals, as changed in this HCO Bulletin.

Yeah, the talk of “meat body societies” might be a little much, but I’ll tell you one thing – if the Lutheran church had stories of mechanical gorillas loose in the secret tunnels of prehistoric amusement parks, I never would have left.

So, what’s your take on the Gorilla Goals? I don’t know that it provides a lot of context, but here’s a Scientology orientation video that might help.

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  1. Posted January 24, 2008 at 7:10 am | Permalink

    With the leakage of ‘The Church of Scientology’s’ latest propaganda video into mainstream circulation, the extent of Scientology’s malign influence over those who come to trust them as leaders has been made clear to us. Anonymous has therefore decided that this organization should be destroyed. For the good of their followers, for the good of mankind and for our own enjoyment, we shall proceed to expel them from the internet and systematically dismantle the Church of Scientology in its present form. We recognize the ‘church’ as serious opponents, and do not expect our campaign to be completed in a short time-frame. However, they will not prevail forever against the angry masses of the body politic. Their choice of methods, hypocrisy and the general artlessness of their organization have sounded their death knell. Scientology has nowhere to hide, because we are everywhere. Scientology will find no recourse in attack, because for each of us that falls, ten more will take his place.

    Scientology, we are waging war against you. A war unlike any war we have experienced before. A war that shall make you think twice before interfering with the tubes. A war that shall leave the name Anonymous charred with respect and glory. A war that perhaps one day will be remembered as the greatest thing we have ever done.

    We call everyone from the internet. Let the differences between us be ignored as we fight against a common enemy. And as we have epic lulz too.

    Knowledge is free.

    We are Anonymous. We are Legion. We do not forgive. We do not forget.

    We Declare War on Scientology

  2. Dick Cheney's Extending Taint
    Posted January 24, 2008 at 12:02 pm | Permalink

  3. Meta
    Posted January 24, 2008 at 2:08 pm | Permalink

    “You don’t get rich writing science fiction. If you want to get rich, start a religion.”
    L. Ron Hubbard 1948

  4. Meta
    Posted January 24, 2008 at 2:09 pm | Permalink

    Scientology is a “thriving cult of greed and power.”
    Time Magazine

  5. John on Forest
    Posted January 24, 2008 at 9:13 pm | Permalink

    I don’t know the first thing about Scientology, except that they will refuse modern medical cures/treatments simply because their religion tells them they should, without examining the validity of said treatments.

    Obviously, a doctrine that speaks of a world/universe that is trillions of years old, when the currently accepted age of our universe is less than 20 billion years, if not less than 15 billion years old, values little of science. It makes me wonder how they got their name.

  6. Ol' E Cross
    Posted January 24, 2008 at 11:24 pm | Permalink

    I appreciate the efforts of “Anonymous,” but think to fully stop Scientology they’ll need a naval front, as well.

    I recommend they recruit Paul Watson to take the Sea Shepherd and ram the living hell out of the 500k per passanger Freewinds.

    Just a thought.

  7. Tyrell
    Posted January 25, 2008 at 11:27 am | Permalink

    go inside scientology!

  8. Posted June 21, 2009 at 9:29 pm | Permalink

    The St. Petersburg Times really seems to be going after David Miscavige.

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