I have an idea for what I think could be a great, little business — grinding up the ashes of the dead and having them snorted by Keith Richards. Wouldn’t people pay for that? I’ve got to think that a lot of Stones’ fans would love it. Not everyone, after all, can afford to get their ashes shot into space. And, if it works, I could branch out to Kate Moss, Tom Arnold, Paris Hilton, Donald Trump, and any number of other celebrities. It could develop into a nice, little cottage industry… Surely everyone would like to be snorted up into the sinuses of someone rich and famous.
If I were an artist, I would chop off a foot, have it cremated, crushed up and snorted by Paris Hilton. I’d videotape the whole thing. It would be brilliant.
