Wouldn’t it be great if goatse sightings had the same power over people that Virgin Mary sightings have? Wouldn’t it be cool if busses full of people traveled across country to see salt stains on highway overpasses that looked like hands pulling at an innertube?
And, to answer your question, Skinner, no, I don’t see goatse everywhere. It’s just that in this instance, I really do think I can make out hands. (And, Taint, the image of a baby in a circle does not a goatse make. The hands are the defining element.)
I hope that Goatsepanties are not on their way from the Maynard workshop. Or Goatselanti t-shirts. I think goatse sightings could rival BVM sightings; all it takes is a bit of savvy promotion.
My friend Jeff Kay didn’t recognize it as such, but he just unwittingly posted a giant goatse clown on his site. (And you’ll never guess what’s inside? Unless, of course, you guess “screaming children”.)
And, can someone tell me how this post of mine didn’t make international news? I thought that the intergalactic goatse would be bigger than the flying spagetti monster by now.
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I can’t be the only one that sees goatse in this image from the Hubble telescope, am I?
Somethings I don’t need to know.
Don’t give up on goatse without checking out this tribute page. There’s some hilarious stuff out there.
Sorry. The whole world is a Tootsie Roll to me.
I can’t believe I forgot to tell you all “Happy Holidays”!
Here’s the card I meant to send.
http://sam.zoy.org/goatse/merrychristmas.jpg
Tell me, Mark, do you see goatse in other places? In clouds, rippling water, stones? Does it wink up to you from the bottom of your tea cup?
I’ll give you that one if you give me this one:
http://cdbaby.com/cd/egilsson7
regarding which others have told me I’m seeing goatse where goatse isn’t.
Wouldn’t it be great if goatse sightings had the same power over people that Virgin Mary sightings have? Wouldn’t it be cool if busses full of people traveled across country to see salt stains on highway overpasses that looked like hands pulling at an innertube?
And, to answer your question, Skinner, no, I don’t see goatse everywhere. It’s just that in this instance, I really do think I can make out hands. (And, Taint, the image of a baby in a circle does not a goatse make. The hands are the defining element.)
I hope that Goatsepanties are not on their way from the Maynard workshop. Or Goatselanti t-shirts. I think goatse sightings could rival BVM sightings; all it takes is a bit of savvy promotion.
My friend Jeff Kay didn’t recognize it as such, but he just unwittingly posted a giant goatse clown on his site. (And you’ll never guess what’s inside? Unless, of course, you guess “screaming children”.)
And, can someone tell me how this post of mine didn’t make international news? I thought that the intergalactic goatse would be bigger than the flying spagetti monster by now.
I’ve ridden that clown too many times and I always feel sick when I get off.
I’m sure you have.
Gawker has the definitive history of goatse.