Yes, you can have the “sexy” baby you always wanted. All it takes is a little dedication. The same goes for having a toddler that’s not a “faggot”. The news is just positively packed this week with helpful, little hints as to what you as a parent can do to really help your child start his or her life off right.
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Sick. Sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick.
Punch?! That is outrageous. I taught my daughter to gnaw off ears and eye-gouge the moment she had tooth. Try to punch my little princess in the face and you’ll lose a finger if not a fist. (It’s so cute when the Brits try to be American.)
The rest of you can do what you want, but I don’t want a dumpy faggot dragging me down. I’m going to take Mark’s advice!
This is why I don’t need kids. I can just go down to the lake and harass the ducks until they either fight or cry.