Which of these do you find unsexier? This one? This one? Or, this one?
“That’s the cool thing about evolutionary biology: exciting questions, titillating ancestors…”
By titillating ancenstors, I can only assume the the author means pterodactyls … the original playboys.
Scrotal enhancement, hands down.
Regarding Hef:
I wonder if Playboy editors also have to participate in such behaviours, i.e., Robert Anton Wilson when he worked as the ‘Playboy Advisor’ in the 60s.
Might explain why he eventually quit.
I hate to spread gossip, but I hear that his daughter’s head is still having sex with Hef.
I don’t know that the other guys in the band will go for it, but I’m going to suggest we call the MPT retrospective box-set “Evolution of the Mammalian Vagina.”
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“That’s the cool thing about evolutionary biology: exciting questions, titillating ancestors…”
By titillating ancenstors, I can only assume the the author means pterodactyls … the original playboys.
Scrotal enhancement, hands down.
Regarding Hef:
I wonder if Playboy editors also have to participate in such behaviours, i.e., Robert Anton Wilson when he worked as the ‘Playboy Advisor’ in the 60s.
Might explain why he eventually quit.
I hate to spread gossip, but I hear that his daughter’s head is still having sex with Hef.
I don’t know that the other guys in the band will go for it, but I’m going to suggest we call the MPT retrospective box-set “Evolution of the Mammalian Vagina.”